Rumours are bad!
Someone started a horrible, horrible rumour at uni. It was a despicable act that deserves flogging or some kind of bamboo inserted beneath the fingernails. A cruel and vicious rumour that sent chaos and confusion through the student body and many of the staff.
The Tav is closing down.
Where were we going to get our on campus alcohol?
Bullshit. The Tav is relocating upstairs.
Not a great idea to have to negotiate two flights of stairs after alcohol consumption but I guess the whole frickin’ uni is on a giant hill so there’d have to be some form of steps somewhere. You can’t escape the bastards. You can tell the Flinders students from the other unis, Flinders students always have nice calves.