Roommate funnies
The other day my roommate asks me to go outside for her. I look at her and say, "It's cold." Without skipping a beat, she says, "You're 27." Clearly my age changes the temperature outside.
Tonight my roommate takes off her prosthetic leg, and immediately states, "I should have gone to the bathroom." I say, "Did you just take off your leg, and now you have to pee?" She says yes. About 10 minutes later, after we talked about who knows what, she proclaims, "I can't wait anymore," puts her leg back on, and goes to the loo. Never a dull moment with this one.
Tonight my roommate takes off her prosthetic leg, and immediately states, "I should have gone to the bathroom." I say, "Did you just take off your leg, and now you have to pee?" She says yes. About 10 minutes later, after we talked about who knows what, she proclaims, "I can't wait anymore," puts her leg back on, and goes to the loo. Never a dull moment with this one.