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I'm having one of those days.
You know, the kind where if something goes wrong it will and you want to just stand still and cry and scream at anything and everyone. Yet, somehow you manage to hold it all in, go home only to listen to sad songs just to cry.
Yeah, one of those days.
Damn period.
Dear God,
Can I have a refund on my body? Or better yet, can I trade it for something else? I think it would be great since, as a female, I'm getting the raw end of the biological deal. Ya know, the whole 'giving birth' thing? Yeah, can I trade that in for a new car or something? Cause having a period 12 times a year SUCKS.
In exchange for the blood can't I get paid for it? I mean, hey! I'm not adding to the rapid growing population. I got good grades in school, and I'm nice to pigeons! ...Okay somewhat nice. Think you could get back to me on this deal? Please?
Sincerely,
Me.
You know, the kind where if something goes wrong it will and you want to just stand still and cry and scream at anything and everyone. Yet, somehow you manage to hold it all in, go home only to listen to sad songs just to cry.
Yeah, one of those days.
Damn period.
Dear God,
Can I have a refund on my body? Or better yet, can I trade it for something else? I think it would be great since, as a female, I'm getting the raw end of the biological deal. Ya know, the whole 'giving birth' thing? Yeah, can I trade that in for a new car or something? Cause having a period 12 times a year SUCKS.
In exchange for the blood can't I get paid for it? I mean, hey! I'm not adding to the rapid growing population. I got good grades in school, and I'm nice to pigeons! ...Okay somewhat nice. Think you could get back to me on this deal? Please?
Sincerely,
Me.