Disneyland stupidity

Jun 10, 2010 12:01

Okay well...it's about time I do this. THIS POST SHALL BE USED FOR ENTERTAINMENT ONLY AND TO MAKE MYSELF FEEL SMARTER~!!

So what will be in this post?

All the dumb questions/comments I hear around the park. let me list off the obvious ones:

--Does Disneyland have a dome?

--Are the lights in the trees natural?

--What's the difference between the caramel apples and the ones with peanuts? ...The difference in ingredients.

--Can you move that tree? It's blocking my view of the fireworks.

--Doesn't Disneyland control the weather?

...Now it's time for the fun stuff~



-- [After I've told a guest no we cannot put Munchy on a hat since Munchy is a nickname....on the hats we can only do proper names.] Well [Grabs his kid] Brandon's real name is Munchy!

-- But I can't read cursive! [A kid complaining to his mom about how his name would be written on a hat.]

-- Where's the Disney dragon stuff? [Disney Dragon aka How to train your dragon...NOT DISNEY!]

--Do you guys sell Scooby Doo stuff here?

-I saw this ten years ago, do you guys still have it?

--What time are the 9:25 fireworks?

--Ohhh!! I get it! [Guest looking at the '2010' stuff]
Me: Get what Ma'am?
Guest: The numbers!
Me:...The 2010...numbers?
Guest: Uh-huh!
Me:...that's the year ma'am.
Guest: Well I finally get it now! [IT'S 1:01 AM]

GRAD NIGHT QUESTIONS:...cause they're THAT special.

--[After we've been calling out that they can get complimentary photos.] What's complementary mean?

-- How much is the Female Mickey? [Aka Minnie]

--A sweater? For 46 dollars? Why is it so expensive?

...Yeah that's all I got so far but omfg *headdesk* stupid people.

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