polar repulsion

Dec 15, 2008 12:17

Maybe it's just me, but I've noticed that pretty much every girl that I've dated has somehow met the absolute love of their life almost immediately after splitting with me. It's uncanny.

Of the six girls I've been in relationships with, five of them seem to have found the man of their dreams not too long after what we had fell apart. One of em got married, the rest seem to be blissfully drunk with love hazes that could overpower any or all of the senses.

I don't know why I thought of this just now.

So I guess it's a matter that I either have incredibly bad luck, or I'm just so awful of a partner/lover/human being that someone, ANYONE after me would appear to be some sort of near-perfect Adonis.

Well, ladies...if you're ever hoping to try finding your soulmate sometime soon, just go out with me for a couple of weeks and then abruptly call everything off. I guarantee that Mr. Right will literally fall out of the sky within a month afterward.
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