Caffeine Addict (n): 1. A person who ingests upwards of 1,000 mg of caffeine a day;  2. A person who relies psychologically on the intake of coffee or tea as a matter of habit; 3. A person who realizes they bought a whole can of coffee beans the day before and forgot to grind it, so they pour the beans into a bowl and mash it  with the bottom of a ( Read more... )