Each day at 7am I wake up to the sound of tortured cats eating tortured babies with leprousy who are also standing in line for the DMV. Other than that, things are great ( Read more... )

I am a MegaPuss to the Puss Power, let me tell you. Since the beginning of time, about 24 years ago, I have haaated to have people read my writing. Well that's not true. You're reading my writing right now and its pretty neat. I hate to have people read my writing when I'm, like, available for consultation. When somebody's in the room with you, you ( Read more... )

Dag

I just met this craaaazy dude for whom I am going to make a dress.

Awesome, right?

Dude is a photographer and is going to pay $250 for a replica of the Savannah "Bird Girl" dress for a project he's working on. Which. Is neat. Because its a simple dress (Google "Savannah Bird Girl"; also cover of Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil), and that ( Read more... )

and that is the second time - the SECOND time tonight, friends - that I have gotten jalapeno in my eye ( Read more... )