Veggie with WHAT!?!?!?!?!
So I was at Burger King, slaving away in drive-thru as usual, when i got this really odd order. And it goes a little something like this...
BEEP!!!
Me: (the very image of professionalism and oozing politeness) Can i take your order?
Bitchy customer: I want a Veggie Burger!! How come y'all don't have a Veggie Burger??
Me: We do have the Veggie Burger. Can i get anything else for you?
Bitchy Customer: I want that in a MEAL!! With fries and a drink!!
Me: (Turning down the volume on the headphones)...Okay, is there anything else i can get for you today?
Bitchy Customer: Hold on!! I haven't told you what to put on the sandwich yet!!
Me: Alright, go ahead.
Bitchy Customer: i want heavy Mayo, add cheese, extra pickles, and add BACON.
Me: Okay, extra Mayo and pickles, add cheese, and...wait a minute... did you say add bacon?
Bitchy Customer: Yes!! Add bacon!! Damn, how the hell do you mess up a simple order like that?.
Me (still trying to make sense of this ): So you want a Veggie Burger with Bacon???
Bitchy Customer: That's what i said, isn't it!!???!?!?! Shit!! Did i stutter?
Me: Alright then. You're total is XX. Drive around please.
Of course, by the time she got to the window, she was furious, I was still trying to work out the logic of the entire exchange and, the guy in the kitchen was laughing his head off. Can somebody, anybody, explain the logic of a VEggie Burger with Bacon? I thought the whole point of a veggie burger was so that you did not have to eat meat. Therefore, adding meat to a meatless burger defeats the purpose of a meatless burger in the first place.
the confused
BEEP!!!
Me: (the very image of professionalism and oozing politeness) Can i take your order?
Bitchy customer: I want a Veggie Burger!! How come y'all don't have a Veggie Burger??
Me: We do have the Veggie Burger. Can i get anything else for you?
Bitchy Customer: I want that in a MEAL!! With fries and a drink!!
Me: (Turning down the volume on the headphones)...Okay, is there anything else i can get for you today?
Bitchy Customer: Hold on!! I haven't told you what to put on the sandwich yet!!
Me: Alright, go ahead.
Bitchy Customer: i want heavy Mayo, add cheese, extra pickles, and add BACON.
Me: Okay, extra Mayo and pickles, add cheese, and...wait a minute... did you say add bacon?
Bitchy Customer: Yes!! Add bacon!! Damn, how the hell do you mess up a simple order like that?.
Me (still trying to make sense of this ): So you want a Veggie Burger with Bacon???
Bitchy Customer: That's what i said, isn't it!!???!?!?! Shit!! Did i stutter?
Me: Alright then. You're total is XX. Drive around please.
Of course, by the time she got to the window, she was furious, I was still trying to work out the logic of the entire exchange and, the guy in the kitchen was laughing his head off. Can somebody, anybody, explain the logic of a VEggie Burger with Bacon? I thought the whole point of a veggie burger was so that you did not have to eat meat. Therefore, adding meat to a meatless burger defeats the purpose of a meatless burger in the first place.
the confused