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Ok, I’ve been meaning to update for a few weeks now, but I’ve been working and shit. Wah, WAH? Yeah, I know, Sera working, unbelieveable. But, as Bunny has said, she “wants to know what’s going on in my life.” And I should probably post about what’s happened this summer before the summer’s actually over, which it will be in…8 days! ^.^ (This is a VERY long post, be prepared).
First order of business: I’m now a certified and registered bartender! And in celebration, me and Mrs. Dobies got all boozed up. We made…margaritas (yum), long island iced tea (blah), manhattans (puke), and cosmos (orgasm). ←Just like Emmett drinks in QAF! W00t! But...I didn't get drunk. I didn't feel anyting at all actually. I think there's something wrong with me.
The whole summer hasn’t been quite as fun as all that though. There’s been lots of church. Ya’ll know how much I LOVE my time with Jesus. In fact, it’s been SO wonderful, the only way I’ve been getting through is by thinking of boys having sex during the whole sermon. …And getting a hard on. ^.~ But then I get embarrassed, so I have to make sure no one in the church can read minds by thinking really hard, “if you can hear me thinking now…cough. Ok…now…nnnnnow.” I have no idea what I would do if someone ever acutally coughed.
In other news, I sprayed myself in the face with a hose today at Burger King. And this kid, Andre who I love, ‘cause he’s one of those silly straight boys who never takes anything seriously, does lots of drugs, and calls me “big pimpin,’” which is the most ridiculous nickname for me ever, saw it and laughed. I like it. Have I mentioned how much I love boys? Good times workin’ for the man. In other Burger King news, I’m drafting a letter to Carrols Corp. (the peeps who own BK) because we just did a toy promotion where we had both Carebears and Transformers and we’re required to ask “girl or boy?” How archaic is that? I remember being a kid and riding in the passenger seat while my mom had to say “she’s a girl but can we have a boy toy please?” Who is Burger King to tell me that I should play with those stupid plastic Barbie’s when there were so many awesome Ninja Turtles and Hot Wheels to play with? Who, if you’ve ever met me, could possibly think that I’d WANT the Barbie just ‘cause I don’t have a penis. Assholes. Ok, I’m done now.
I’ve been obsessed with this song that Ben sent me awhile ago (as some of you know), “I Like Birds,” by the Eels. I just realized that they probably mean girls, and not…flappy-in the-sky-with-wings-birds. Sad.
’Round here we call ‘em birds, not bitches. -The Streets = Love.
Rick sent this article about asexuality to me and I found it completely fasinating. Read it when you have a second. http://www.newscientist.com/article.ns?id=dn6533
There has been much Rick-age this summer, which I love. Rick-age and Gibb-age. Which gives me gamer envy, but I’m working hard to become more l337, so that they can be proud. ^.^ I’m probably the only person in the history of the world who wishes I was nerdier. Heh. In almost l337 news, I’ve finally got my Super Nintendo hooked up again! Thanks to Em lending me her “key to everything.” Thanks! So yeah, at the moment, Donkey Kong Country is owning my life. Old school! Donkey and Ditty Kong are sooo gay. They live together in a treehouse filled with bannanas…bananas, (ha!) phallic much? And they’re such the stereotypical seme-uke couple. And Diddy’s such the kick-ass little dude. Uh-oh, does Sera sense a crush coming on? ^.^
Speaking of seme-uke couples (these are terms in Japanese culture for the dominant, seme, and passive, uke, roles in same sex relationships. It has other…implications as well. Talk to me about if you wanna know anything more extensive about it), there has been, WAY too much yaoi in my life lately. Several hours of it every night since I’ve been home in fact. So yeah…too much testosterone. I need gay girls in my life again.
Other hanging out has included Bao-ing (sucking balls) with Greco and Demmy, (yum for red bean and lotus paste Bao) late night Wegman’s-ing with Demmy, and awesome hotness shopping with Greco. Bought too many hott Express jeans that make me look like the sex. You know, every time I look in the mirror lately, I’m hotter than the last time I looked. That really isn’t natural is it? I mean, good looking people generally get used to being attractive, ne? I should’nt be…INCREASINGLY sexy, should I? “The curious mystery of Sera, the increasingly attractive girl.” Ok, again, I’m done now.
Oh yeah, Greco looked good in his pants too.
And…the Erie County Fair! With Gwen and Emily! I love the fair. It means amazing fair food, Italian sausage, steak and cheese subs, beef on weck (only in Buffalo), fried dough, curly fries, and this year’s brilliant discovery: roasted corn on the cob. Yum. ^.^ I love to sit with my food pick of the day, and watch people. So many interesting people at the fair, and it’s just so relaxing sitting in the shade, while everyone else bustles around you. So it was all in all a good day, even if I didn’t find the knife man. >.<
And there were birthdays! Both mine and Emily’s! Both were awesome. One was filled with awesome Olive Garden Italian, and the other with Sera-Emily made Pad-Thai. Yum. And Bright Eyes. Yummier. Yay! ::Runs around:: ^.^
In other food news, I may have told some of you about me and Greco’s fateful trip to the “Koreana,” the Korean restaurant next to Best Asian Market, where we walked in, and the basically told us they couldn’t serve us because we were too white. Ok, well they didn’t say THAT, but that was the jist. And with my asian-envy, it was almost too much to handle. It almost broke me, it did. >.< BUT! I forced Ezzi and Diana Kim to take me there so that I could pretend to be asian. It was awkward, but awesomely fun, even thought I couldn’t read any of the manga ‘cause it was translated into Korean, and I spent most of the time hiding under my hat so the server lady couldn’t see how white my face is. >.< Fun!! ^.^
This quiz hated me. THANKS Patrick.
What does the world think of me?
Flamenco Sketches - Miles Davis
I'm smooth, cool and mellow? Not bad so far.
What will my life be like
Fair- Ben Folds Five
So...a lot of shit will happen...but I'll be ok with it? Ok, I dig that. ^.^
What do my friends really think of me?
Little Sparrow - Dolly Parton
...I'm going to impregnate them and then leave them to die alone and in shame?
Do people secretly lust after me?
Memory in Daily Life - Fruits Basket
Imma take that as a no.
What does your significant other think of you?
To Forgive - Smashing Pumkins
"Bastard child of the sun..." THAT can't be a good sign.
How can I make myself happy?
L'Elsie D'Amore - Gaetano Donizetti
An all together pleasant song...and it did make me happy...Don't know how I can make it a life lesson though.
What should I do with my life?
Bend and Break - Keane
"Meet me in the morning when you wake up...I'll meet you in the light?" ^.^
Why is the world full of pain?
The Very Thought of You - Billie Holiday
The world is full of pain because of the very thought of me. Ouch.
How to spice up my sex life.
We Might as Well Be Strangers - Keane
Ok...so...sex with strangers?
Will I have children?
Goodmorning Heartache - Billie Holiday
So...no. Well, at least there's one upside in this depressing quiz.
Will I die happy?
Forge Utopia - Sea Ray
"The world is dying...I'm not going out that way...I'll surround myself with things I love and stay in my room till I'm good and ready to come out."
Hmm...I don't know what to say to that.
Some advice?
Paint's Peeling - Rilo Kily
"I'm not going back to the assholes who made me a display...I feel nothin' it's a hard day for dreaming again."
Um...right.
Do I know where my children are?
Strange Fruit - Billie Holiday
Southern trees bear strange fruit...blood on the leaves...
So...no?
What is happiness?
Different Town Final - Homestarrunner
Ha! "The king of town would be underground in a box filled up with peas...and this little weirdo would a be a modestly hott girl to help the through the hard times, you know the kind who are only sorta hott so they don't mess around with other guys."
Yes! You’re right! Happiness IS homestarrunner.com! ^.^
Fetish?
Through the Eyes of Ruby - Smashing Pumkins
"Your innocence is tragic...your innocence is bad."
So…no innocence…down and dirty then?
Second Quiz! (This quiz REALLY liked Muindi. Just like me). ^.^
1. Go here.
1.~How did you meet _mu2_? noticed he was looking at megatokyo and I made a comment
2.~What would you do if you had never met puki_kun? I wouldn't be as funny as I am now, or as carefree, and I wouldn't miss him as much when he’s away.
3.~What do you honestly think of comatosekei? He's a cute, shy boy that doesn't really share, so I don't know much about him. I think he has a dark side or something. But does it really matter? I just like him. It’s as simple as that.
4.~Would or did _mu2_ and junkomaria go out? Nope, they’ve never met.
5.~Have you ever liked monotonesarah? Um, I like her very much, but I've never had a crush on her.
6.~If _mu2_ died tomorrow, what is one thing that you would need him/her to know? ...I would need him to know a ride in the car and silence. There's nothing I could really tell him that would effect him I don't think. It's ok to be him?
7.~Would pranagy and wondertone make a good couple? Absolutely not. ::Shudder::
8.~Describe kawaiikame1689 in 3 words: Small, asian, passive aggressive.
9.~Do you think blackiecpup is hot? Quite. But we’re too close for me to be attracted to her. ^.~
10.~Would _mu2_ and _mu2_ make a lovely couple? Um...yeah, sure...and a hott one. Two Muindi's? They could do no wrong!
11.~What do you think of when you see junkomaria? Chile, those humongous headphones, bikes, and Ben.
12.~Tell me something humiliating about wondertone: Um...he...once...yeah, I can't think of any right now. Wait, I’ll make one up. One time…he…peed on my leg.
13.~Do you know any of chariqueer's family members? I meet her sister on the street one time, she was cool. She had piercings.
14.~What's _mu2_'s favorite color? Um...I'll take a guess and say green.
15.~On a scale of 1-10 how cute is _mu2_? Definately between a nine and a ten. Really, REALLY hott.
16.~What would you do if mantini just professed their undying love for you? He likes the cock. But I WOULDN’T run the hell away! Asshole.
17.~What language does _mu2_ speak? English. I think. Sometimes anyway.
18.~Who is _mu2_ going out with? Um, his hand? No one I don't think.
19.~Is accabawehc a boy or a girl? Boy, you cutie facebook husband, you. ^.~
20.~Would sweetest_april and mantini make a good couple? Omg no. What a horrible idea.
21.~Who do you think hintgiver would be great with from this list? ...No one. Sorry Tedo-kun, no matches yet. Not that you need it. ^.~
22.~When was the last time you talked to blackiecpup? Talked to her online a few days ago.
23.~What is monotonesarah's favorite band? No idea.
24.~Does pranagy have any siblings? Yup sister…and some others…nope, maybe not.
25.~Would you ever date chariqueer? Nope, straight girl, damnit.
26.~Would you ever date kawaiikame1689? No. I like life.
27.~Is hintgiver single? Nope. ^.~
28.~What is _mu2_'s last name? Heh, Muindi. Muindi Fuckin' Muindi. Just like in question 12!
29.~What is sweetest_april's middle name? Christina
30~What is comatosekei's fantasy? Probably something so naughty that I can't even imagine it.
31.~Where does accabawehc live? In some house with frat boys who think cold beer is the coolest thing ever.
32.~Would you make out with _mu2_? Hm...well, there's that boy thing...so no. But I'd sure be tempted. Like…REALLY tempted. ^.^
33.~Are puki_kun and chariqueer best friends? Nope, never met. They’d like each other though. ^.^
34.~Does kawaiikame1689 like _mu2_? Nope, don't think they've ever met.
35.~How did you meet sweetest_april? Through Patrick.
36.~Is blackiecpup older than you? Nope, younger.
37.~Is _mu2_ the sexiest person alive? Yup, just about.
There has been some other interesting occurances this summer…Mike moved out. Well my parents kinda of threw him out, but it was almost mutual. We lost our kitchen privilages so that none of us was allowed to eat in the house for a week. (Talk about dysfunctional). And I picked up a second job working for All Season Rental, the company that Mike works for, and it’s not that bad. On the good days I’m there alone (I iron all day) and I get to listen to my music for five or six hours. On the bad days I get to listen to annoying-voice girl try to engage me in conversation while I daydream about slapping her.
Annoying-voice girl: “So...”
Me: “Slap.”
Annoying-voice girl: “Ouch.”
Me: “What? Oh yeah…Slap!”
There’s more, but I’m too tired at the moment. I’d love to say that I’ll update more later, but it would be a lie. So this will have to suffice.
So, yeah. I’ll be back on the 23rd of September in the mid-afternoon probably. So…I suggest a PMS reunion night. Any objections? Is Patrick too busy having a fucking LIFE again? Bastard. ^.~
First order of business: I’m now a certified and registered bartender! And in celebration, me and Mrs. Dobies got all boozed up. We made…margaritas (yum), long island iced tea (blah), manhattans (puke), and cosmos (orgasm). ←Just like Emmett drinks in QAF! W00t! But...I didn't get drunk. I didn't feel anyting at all actually. I think there's something wrong with me.
The whole summer hasn’t been quite as fun as all that though. There’s been lots of church. Ya’ll know how much I LOVE my time with Jesus. In fact, it’s been SO wonderful, the only way I’ve been getting through is by thinking of boys having sex during the whole sermon. …And getting a hard on. ^.~ But then I get embarrassed, so I have to make sure no one in the church can read minds by thinking really hard, “if you can hear me thinking now…cough. Ok…now…nnnnnow.” I have no idea what I would do if someone ever acutally coughed.
In other news, I sprayed myself in the face with a hose today at Burger King. And this kid, Andre who I love, ‘cause he’s one of those silly straight boys who never takes anything seriously, does lots of drugs, and calls me “big pimpin,’” which is the most ridiculous nickname for me ever, saw it and laughed. I like it. Have I mentioned how much I love boys? Good times workin’ for the man. In other Burger King news, I’m drafting a letter to Carrols Corp. (the peeps who own BK) because we just did a toy promotion where we had both Carebears and Transformers and we’re required to ask “girl or boy?” How archaic is that? I remember being a kid and riding in the passenger seat while my mom had to say “she’s a girl but can we have a boy toy please?” Who is Burger King to tell me that I should play with those stupid plastic Barbie’s when there were so many awesome Ninja Turtles and Hot Wheels to play with? Who, if you’ve ever met me, could possibly think that I’d WANT the Barbie just ‘cause I don’t have a penis. Assholes. Ok, I’m done now.
I’ve been obsessed with this song that Ben sent me awhile ago (as some of you know), “I Like Birds,” by the Eels. I just realized that they probably mean girls, and not…flappy-in the-sky-with-wings-birds. Sad.
’Round here we call ‘em birds, not bitches. -The Streets = Love.
Rick sent this article about asexuality to me and I found it completely fasinating. Read it when you have a second. http://www.newscientist.com/article.ns?id=dn6533
There has been much Rick-age this summer, which I love. Rick-age and Gibb-age. Which gives me gamer envy, but I’m working hard to become more l337, so that they can be proud. ^.^ I’m probably the only person in the history of the world who wishes I was nerdier. Heh. In almost l337 news, I’ve finally got my Super Nintendo hooked up again! Thanks to Em lending me her “key to everything.” Thanks! So yeah, at the moment, Donkey Kong Country is owning my life. Old school! Donkey and Ditty Kong are sooo gay. They live together in a treehouse filled with bannanas…bananas, (ha!) phallic much? And they’re such the stereotypical seme-uke couple. And Diddy’s such the kick-ass little dude. Uh-oh, does Sera sense a crush coming on? ^.^
Speaking of seme-uke couples (these are terms in Japanese culture for the dominant, seme, and passive, uke, roles in same sex relationships. It has other…implications as well. Talk to me about if you wanna know anything more extensive about it), there has been, WAY too much yaoi in my life lately. Several hours of it every night since I’ve been home in fact. So yeah…too much testosterone. I need gay girls in my life again.
Other hanging out has included Bao-ing (sucking balls) with Greco and Demmy, (yum for red bean and lotus paste Bao) late night Wegman’s-ing with Demmy, and awesome hotness shopping with Greco. Bought too many hott Express jeans that make me look like the sex. You know, every time I look in the mirror lately, I’m hotter than the last time I looked. That really isn’t natural is it? I mean, good looking people generally get used to being attractive, ne? I should’nt be…INCREASINGLY sexy, should I? “The curious mystery of Sera, the increasingly attractive girl.” Ok, again, I’m done now.
Oh yeah, Greco looked good in his pants too.
And…the Erie County Fair! With Gwen and Emily! I love the fair. It means amazing fair food, Italian sausage, steak and cheese subs, beef on weck (only in Buffalo), fried dough, curly fries, and this year’s brilliant discovery: roasted corn on the cob. Yum. ^.^ I love to sit with my food pick of the day, and watch people. So many interesting people at the fair, and it’s just so relaxing sitting in the shade, while everyone else bustles around you. So it was all in all a good day, even if I didn’t find the knife man. >.<
And there were birthdays! Both mine and Emily’s! Both were awesome. One was filled with awesome Olive Garden Italian, and the other with Sera-Emily made Pad-Thai. Yum. And Bright Eyes. Yummier. Yay! ::Runs around:: ^.^
In other food news, I may have told some of you about me and Greco’s fateful trip to the “Koreana,” the Korean restaurant next to Best Asian Market, where we walked in, and the basically told us they couldn’t serve us because we were too white. Ok, well they didn’t say THAT, but that was the jist. And with my asian-envy, it was almost too much to handle. It almost broke me, it did. >.< BUT! I forced Ezzi and Diana Kim to take me there so that I could pretend to be asian. It was awkward, but awesomely fun, even thought I couldn’t read any of the manga ‘cause it was translated into Korean, and I spent most of the time hiding under my hat so the server lady couldn’t see how white my face is. >.< Fun!! ^.^
This quiz hated me. THANKS Patrick.
What does the world think of me?
Flamenco Sketches - Miles Davis
I'm smooth, cool and mellow? Not bad so far.
What will my life be like
Fair- Ben Folds Five
So...a lot of shit will happen...but I'll be ok with it? Ok, I dig that. ^.^
What do my friends really think of me?
Little Sparrow - Dolly Parton
...I'm going to impregnate them and then leave them to die alone and in shame?
Do people secretly lust after me?
Memory in Daily Life - Fruits Basket
Imma take that as a no.
What does your significant other think of you?
To Forgive - Smashing Pumkins
"Bastard child of the sun..." THAT can't be a good sign.
How can I make myself happy?
L'Elsie D'Amore - Gaetano Donizetti
An all together pleasant song...and it did make me happy...Don't know how I can make it a life lesson though.
What should I do with my life?
Bend and Break - Keane
"Meet me in the morning when you wake up...I'll meet you in the light?" ^.^
Why is the world full of pain?
The Very Thought of You - Billie Holiday
The world is full of pain because of the very thought of me. Ouch.
How to spice up my sex life.
We Might as Well Be Strangers - Keane
Ok...so...sex with strangers?
Will I have children?
Goodmorning Heartache - Billie Holiday
So...no. Well, at least there's one upside in this depressing quiz.
Will I die happy?
Forge Utopia - Sea Ray
"The world is dying...I'm not going out that way...I'll surround myself with things I love and stay in my room till I'm good and ready to come out."
Hmm...I don't know what to say to that.
Some advice?
Paint's Peeling - Rilo Kily
"I'm not going back to the assholes who made me a display...I feel nothin' it's a hard day for dreaming again."
Um...right.
Do I know where my children are?
Strange Fruit - Billie Holiday
Southern trees bear strange fruit...blood on the leaves...
So...no?
What is happiness?
Different Town Final - Homestarrunner
Ha! "The king of town would be underground in a box filled up with peas...and this little weirdo would a be a modestly hott girl to help the through the hard times, you know the kind who are only sorta hott so they don't mess around with other guys."
Yes! You’re right! Happiness IS homestarrunner.com! ^.^
Fetish?
Through the Eyes of Ruby - Smashing Pumkins
"Your innocence is tragic...your innocence is bad."
So…no innocence…down and dirty then?
Second Quiz! (This quiz REALLY liked Muindi. Just like me). ^.^
1. Go here.
1.~How did you meet _mu2_? noticed he was looking at megatokyo and I made a comment
2.~What would you do if you had never met puki_kun? I wouldn't be as funny as I am now, or as carefree, and I wouldn't miss him as much when he’s away.
3.~What do you honestly think of comatosekei? He's a cute, shy boy that doesn't really share, so I don't know much about him. I think he has a dark side or something. But does it really matter? I just like him. It’s as simple as that.
4.~Would or did _mu2_ and junkomaria go out? Nope, they’ve never met.
5.~Have you ever liked monotonesarah? Um, I like her very much, but I've never had a crush on her.
6.~If _mu2_ died tomorrow, what is one thing that you would need him/her to know? ...I would need him to know a ride in the car and silence. There's nothing I could really tell him that would effect him I don't think. It's ok to be him?
7.~Would pranagy and wondertone make a good couple? Absolutely not. ::Shudder::
8.~Describe kawaiikame1689 in 3 words: Small, asian, passive aggressive.
9.~Do you think blackiecpup is hot? Quite. But we’re too close for me to be attracted to her. ^.~
10.~Would _mu2_ and _mu2_ make a lovely couple? Um...yeah, sure...and a hott one. Two Muindi's? They could do no wrong!
11.~What do you think of when you see junkomaria? Chile, those humongous headphones, bikes, and Ben.
12.~Tell me something humiliating about wondertone: Um...he...once...yeah, I can't think of any right now. Wait, I’ll make one up. One time…he…peed on my leg.
13.~Do you know any of chariqueer's family members? I meet her sister on the street one time, she was cool. She had piercings.
14.~What's _mu2_'s favorite color? Um...I'll take a guess and say green.
15.~On a scale of 1-10 how cute is _mu2_? Definately between a nine and a ten. Really, REALLY hott.
16.~What would you do if mantini just professed their undying love for you? He likes the cock. But I WOULDN’T run the hell away! Asshole.
17.~What language does _mu2_ speak? English. I think. Sometimes anyway.
18.~Who is _mu2_ going out with? Um, his hand? No one I don't think.
19.~Is accabawehc a boy or a girl? Boy, you cutie facebook husband, you. ^.~
20.~Would sweetest_april and mantini make a good couple? Omg no. What a horrible idea.
21.~Who do you think hintgiver would be great with from this list? ...No one. Sorry Tedo-kun, no matches yet. Not that you need it. ^.~
22.~When was the last time you talked to blackiecpup? Talked to her online a few days ago.
23.~What is monotonesarah's favorite band? No idea.
24.~Does pranagy have any siblings? Yup sister…and some others…nope, maybe not.
25.~Would you ever date chariqueer? Nope, straight girl, damnit.
26.~Would you ever date kawaiikame1689? No. I like life.
27.~Is hintgiver single? Nope. ^.~
28.~What is _mu2_'s last name? Heh, Muindi. Muindi Fuckin' Muindi. Just like in question 12!
29.~What is sweetest_april's middle name? Christina
30~What is comatosekei's fantasy? Probably something so naughty that I can't even imagine it.
31.~Where does accabawehc live? In some house with frat boys who think cold beer is the coolest thing ever.
32.~Would you make out with _mu2_? Hm...well, there's that boy thing...so no. But I'd sure be tempted. Like…REALLY tempted. ^.^
33.~Are puki_kun and chariqueer best friends? Nope, never met. They’d like each other though. ^.^
34.~Does kawaiikame1689 like _mu2_? Nope, don't think they've ever met.
35.~How did you meet sweetest_april? Through Patrick.
36.~Is blackiecpup older than you? Nope, younger.
37.~Is _mu2_ the sexiest person alive? Yup, just about.
There has been some other interesting occurances this summer…Mike moved out. Well my parents kinda of threw him out, but it was almost mutual. We lost our kitchen privilages so that none of us was allowed to eat in the house for a week. (Talk about dysfunctional). And I picked up a second job working for All Season Rental, the company that Mike works for, and it’s not that bad. On the good days I’m there alone (I iron all day) and I get to listen to my music for five or six hours. On the bad days I get to listen to annoying-voice girl try to engage me in conversation while I daydream about slapping her.
Annoying-voice girl: “So...”
Me: “Slap.”
Annoying-voice girl: “Ouch.”
Me: “What? Oh yeah…Slap!”
There’s more, but I’m too tired at the moment. I’d love to say that I’ll update more later, but it would be a lie. So this will have to suffice.
So, yeah. I’ll be back on the 23rd of September in the mid-afternoon probably. So…I suggest a PMS reunion night. Any objections? Is Patrick too busy having a fucking LIFE again? Bastard. ^.~