"...Because if so, I do not think you are emotionally mature enough to handle this threesome."
GREATEST.
Well, I'm excited! :D
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omgomgomgomgomg that's it. I've casted Ellen Page & Kat Dennings. I can't figure out who Jay will be but I need to soon because THIS VISUAL IS V. V. NICE, OKAY.
Emmy... I FREAKING LOVE YOU. EVEN THOUGH THIS IS BOTH DISGUSTING AND REMINDS ME VAGUELY OF THIS AFTERNOON. that's bad, right? you know, Chloe has your exact speech patterns. It's a bit disconcerting. And Jay reminds me of Jeremy. This is not good. it's like...life mimicking art. weird.
YES THAT IS EXTREMELY BAD BUT NOT YOUR FAULT. I TAKE ENTIRE BLAME FOR THE BADNESS.
also, YES. that is bad.
AHAHAH I CANNOT CREATE REAL CHARACTERS IT IS SO SAD. (is that a good thing though? the speech patterns?)
JAY IS NOT JEREMY. IF ANYONE, JAY IS CHARLIE. ( . .. that does not make it better.)
NO IT IS JUST ME BEING LAZY AND BASICALLY JUST WRITING MY MEMOIR. WITH MORE SEX. AND MORE VIRGINITY. (those two sentences do not go together. OH WELL.)
HEY YOU. I skipped the porn, because that sort of thing freaks me out especially at 9 am in the morning Though the fact I've had cookies and cream icecream and condensed milk (which is like, god's version of milk. sweeeeet as.) for breakfast sort of ruins this whole idea of doing things in order during the day. ANYWAY. GO YOUUUUUUUUUUUU for being organised and getting things done! And crack! is the best kind of fic. Especially with Oprah. (Hah, Dr.Phil should have a cameo too! Though not in a sex scene, please. I think your reader might have heart trouble.)
Now that I am FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE and WARMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM I will send you some encouraginG!emails and useless pictures to keep you occupied, I promise. :)
skip away! I AM TRAUMATIZED BY IT MYSELF, SO I THINK THAT IS A GOOD DIEA. (though, if you decide to, THE FIRST THOUSAND WORDS HAVE NO PORN IN THEM.)
also, cookies and ice cream are TOTALLY GOOD BREAKFAST FOODS, what ar you talking about? THAT SOUNDS LIKE GOOD NUTRITION TO ME.
I DO NOT KNOW HOW IT HAPPENED IT IS SO EXCITING. like, ME. ON TRACK. WAT.
crack is the only thing i can WRITE, so it is good you like it. (THERE WILL BE A DR. PHIL CAMEO JUST FOR YOU NOW. not during a sex scene though. PROMISE. i may reference sex, though. I LOVE YOU THAT MUCH.)
YOU SHOULD NOT BE FREE AND WARM, IT IS NOVEMBER. THE POINT OF NOVEMBER IS TO BE COLD AND MISERABLE.
i am excited for these motivating things, though. LOVE YOU.
oh, no, bb. cookies and cream ICE CREAM. with bits of cookie in the icecream. i don't know what they put in it, but yummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. AND YES IT IS TOTALLY EXCELLENT NUTRITION.
aaaargh DOCTOR PHIL AND SEX REFERENCES SHOULDN'T EVEN BE IN THE SAME SENTENCE. But I suppose I can live with that compromise deal. ;)
HEE. WELLLL, IF IT MAKES YOU FEEL BETTER I'M BAKING HERE ALREADY AND SUMMER HASN'T EVEN OFFICIALLY STARTED YET. SO WHILE I BURN, YOU FREEZE AND WE'LL BOTH BE UNHAPPY, Y/Y?
I totally flist disown you now. I don't even have 20k yet. :(
Perhaps I should try the explicit threesome route as well. Of course, the only other person to join in at present is Hunith and while I refer to my idea as Motherfornicating Goat-Merlin, I kind of didn't mean it literally.
Also, I think we stole your cold and miserable, because summer this is not.
oh bb i'm sorry. I'M SURE YOU WILL CATCH UP, WEREGOAT!MERLIN IS TOO AWESOME NOT TO.
ahahha hunith.goat-merlin is kind of disturbing, i must admit. (but you could just ~skip ahead~ and write goat-merlin/arthur. THINK ABOUT THE SEXY, HOOVED TIMES THAT COULD HAPPEN.)
i'm sorry for stealing your summer dear. I WILL GIVE A LITTLE BACK TO YOU. but not all. i will clone summer and give one to you, cool?
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GREATEST.
Well, I'm excited! :D
Re: The Porn-
omgomgomgomgomg that's it. I've casted Ellen Page & Kat Dennings. I can't figure out who Jay will be but I need to soon because THIS VISUAL IS V. V. NICE, OKAY.
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(also your icon: BEST THING EVER)
IN MY HEAD, JAY IS TOM FELTON. specifically tom felton of this picture:
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I AM LOVING YOU SO MUCH BB!
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I FREAKING LOVE YOU.
EVEN THOUGH THIS IS BOTH DISGUSTING AND REMINDS ME VAGUELY OF THIS AFTERNOON. that's bad, right?
you know, Chloe has your exact speech patterns. It's a bit disconcerting.
And Jay reminds me of Jeremy. This is not good.
it's like...life mimicking art. weird.
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also, YES. that is bad.
AHAHAH I CANNOT CREATE REAL CHARACTERS IT IS SO SAD. (is that a good thing though? the speech patterns?)
JAY IS NOT JEREMY. IF ANYONE, JAY IS CHARLIE. ( . .. that does not make it better.)
NO IT IS JUST ME BEING LAZY AND BASICALLY JUST WRITING MY MEMOIR. WITH MORE SEX. AND MORE VIRGINITY. (those two sentences do not go together. OH WELL.)
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I skipped the porn, because that sort of thing freaks me out especially at 9 am in the morning Though the fact I've had cookies and cream icecream and condensed milk (which is like, god's version of milk. sweeeeet as.) for breakfast sort of ruins this whole idea of doing things in order during the day.
ANYWAY.
GO YOUUUUUUUUUUUU for being organised and getting things done! And crack! is the best kind of fic. Especially with Oprah. (Hah, Dr.Phil should have a cameo too! Though not in a sex scene, please. I think your reader might have heart trouble.)
Now that I am FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE and WARMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM I will send you some encouraginG!emails and useless pictures to keep you occupied, I promise.
:)
ILU. xx Tig
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skip away! I AM TRAUMATIZED BY IT MYSELF, SO I THINK THAT IS A GOOD DIEA. (though, if you decide to, THE FIRST THOUSAND WORDS HAVE NO PORN IN THEM.)
also, cookies and ice cream are TOTALLY GOOD BREAKFAST FOODS, what ar you talking about? THAT SOUNDS LIKE GOOD NUTRITION TO ME.
I DO NOT KNOW HOW IT HAPPENED IT IS SO EXCITING. like, ME. ON TRACK. WAT.
crack is the only thing i can WRITE, so it is good you like it. (THERE WILL BE A DR. PHIL CAMEO JUST FOR YOU NOW. not during a sex scene though. PROMISE. i may reference sex, though. I LOVE YOU THAT MUCH.)
YOU SHOULD NOT BE FREE AND WARM, IT IS NOVEMBER. THE POINT OF NOVEMBER IS TO BE COLD AND MISERABLE.
i am excited for these motivating things, though. LOVE YOU.
<3 <3 <3 forever
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aaaargh DOCTOR PHIL AND SEX REFERENCES SHOULDN'T EVEN BE IN THE SAME SENTENCE. But I suppose I can live with that compromise deal. ;)
HEE. WELLLL, IF IT MAKES YOU FEEL BETTER I'M BAKING HERE ALREADY AND SUMMER HASN'T EVEN OFFICIALLY STARTED YET. SO WHILE I BURN, YOU FREEZE AND WE'LL BOTH BE UNHAPPY, Y/Y?
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Perhaps I should try the explicit threesome route as well. Of course, the only other person to join in at present is Hunith and while I refer to my idea as Motherfornicating Goat-Merlin, I kind of didn't mean it literally.
Also, I think we stole your cold and miserable, because summer this is not.
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ahahha hunith.goat-merlin is kind of disturbing, i must admit. (but you could just ~skip ahead~ and write goat-merlin/arthur. THINK ABOUT THE SEXY, HOOVED TIMES THAT COULD HAPPEN.)
i'm sorry for stealing your summer dear. I WILL GIVE A LITTLE BACK TO YOU. but not all. i will clone summer and give one to you, cool?
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