guess what day it is, my loves?
not halloween. (well, yes, halloween, but that is not the point. though i am being a sexy hooker spy, and i look AWESOME. and am going to the halloween parade. woohoo!)
but more importantly, ONE DAY BEFORE NANO STARTS. OH GOD.
i am TERRIFIED, because last year i didn't finish (though i did manage to bang out 14k in one weekend, it was pretty fucking ninja), and this year i am DETERMINED to.
my plot involves fake virginity, being accidentally famous, the last name "clitgarden," making really, really inadvisable jokes to people magazine, feeling kinship with robin shabertasky, and the awesomesauce that is new york. mostly because i don't know any other place nearly well enough to write about it.
in the words of the very mean one, "it would make an awesome ellen page movie." i don't mind telling you that that compliment MADE MY LIFE, because i think that would be pretty obvious.
but more importantly, WHICH OF MY LOVELY LADIES ARE JOINING THIS INSANITY WITH ME? i may put you guys on a filter, so my wordcount whinings go only to people who ~understand, or i may just cry and scream at you guys a lot. COME ON BBS, I NEED A SUPPORT GROUP HERE. OTHERWISE THE DANGER OF ME KILLING MYSELF WITH A SPOON IS PRETTY FUCKING HIGH.
and i promise to cheerlead AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE, for anyone who wants it. i am on gchat and aim and msm pretty much 24 hours a day, so i rok at cheerleading :). you may even get a poem!
eta: HOMG. i finally saw the merlin trailer, and YES. YES. YES FOREVER. THIS IS WHAT SEASON TWO HAS BEEN MISSING. THANK YOU, MERLIN WRITERS. YOU HAVE FOUND YOUR GOOD CRAK AGAIN.
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dude, arthur's FACE. and merlin's REFUSAL TO SAVE HIMSELF OVER CAMELOT (ARTHUR). and how both of their adam''s apples are HUGE and BOBBING and OHMYGOD, YOU GUYS. OHMYGOD.
LEGIT, THEY ARE READING FIC. AND GOOD FIC. I APPRECIATE IT MUCHLY. (best one minute and twelve seconds ever, y/y?)
(i know that basically every has already seen this, so, SORRY, but it felt necessary. because - AHDSJKGHKJHSGKLSH)