A POEM OF LOOOOVE

[sequinedfairy]

so i haven't written anything in OVER A MONTH, and i decided the cure for that was . . . poetry. REALLY BAD RHYMING POETRY

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[cherrybina]

THIS IS GENIUS, BB. I ESPECIALLY LIKE THE PART ABOUT THE PORN. SHOCKING, I KNOW.

[sequinedfairy]

OH THANK YOU, DEAREST. I HAVE TO SAY, YOUR PORN IS SOME OF THE MOST DETAILED I HAVE EVER READ. KEEP IT UP!

[starry_dawn]

<3 <3 <3

I bow down to your AWESOME poetry writing skillz. You truly are a GENIUS.

[sequinedfairy]

*oceans of hearts*

i can't imagine why people aren't clamoring to publish it. i mean, yesterday I rhymed "awesome" with "lolsome." if that's not genious, what is?

[starry_dawn]

I can't fathom why they wouldn't desperately want someone who can do awesome things like rhyme "awesome" with "lolsome". I mean ... that's so beyond what mere mortals like me could come up with. *bows some more*

[sequinedfairy]

oh baby, you are too sweet. i am sure if you wrote poetry, you could come up with some EVEN MORE EPIC than"lolsome." try it out one day, i belive in you!

(also i feel like i should tell you that when i first thought "what rhymes with breast?" the first answer that came to mind was "BREAST." i am not sure what that says about me, but it is concerning. sorry for not using it!)

ps - FEEL BETTER. i will write you something if neccesary!

[morcalivan]

WOO, I say!

I think it's awesome poetry. I'd go into a full analysis of the theme and the imagery and shit, but I think I might have slept through all the poetry classes (not to mention school ended like, almost a decade ago) so I don't actually know shit. Still, it made me lol and that is awesome.

Also, there is a Merlin week? Have I been so focussed on getting my reel fic done that I have not noticed?

[sequinedfairy]

I HOPE YOU KEEP SAYING "WOO" FORVER, BB.

aw, you are the bestest. thank you so much! also, poetry classes are the WORST in school, so it's totally reasonable that you slept through them. and now i have the thought of my english teacher teaching a class about my poem, which is hilarious enough to actually bring me joy forever.

YES THERE IS A MERLIN WEEK, IN FACT. IT'S AWESOME! here are the details: http://derryere.livejournal.com/120741.html. YOU SHOULD JOIN, THE MORE MERLIN POSTS ON MY FLIST, THE HAPPIER I BECOME.

[morcalivan]

Holy shit, how did I miss that?! I MUST PARTICIPATE! With... *scratches head* er...

shit

[sequinedfairy]

ART. for example, i don't think anyone has done a manip of arthur and paris hilton. I THINK THIS IS A CLIMB. she even has a tiny dark-haired bff! (or used to. i am looking at you, nicole richie.) that would be HILARIOUS.

or you could write me some crack! i miss my lovely slash dragon, before he became evil. YOU SHOULD TELL ME A STORY OF HIS YOUTH.

the possibilities are endless! the crack is limitless! (i'll even give you some from my secret stash. the good kind)

[dollygrip]

LOL MORGANA'S BOOBS.

I agree with this poem a lot.

[sequinedfairy]

my initial thought was to use "breast," but I was too classy for that. (also the singular sounded wierd, but I'm going to pretend I was just too refined.)

yay, thank you! you're too sweet.

[starry_dawn]

*snort* I think I would've fallen a little more in love with you if you had used "breast". Not that such a thing is possible, of course, because I'm already SATURATED WITH LOVE for you, but hypothetically. Because that is just TOO AWESOME.

[messiah_noire]

I wrote a poem yesterday too. But it was for my grandmother's birthday. Slightly different. xD

Haha, your poem is hilarious!! XD
<333

Oh great. It's Merlin Week and I'm off the Internet... >______>"

[sequinedfairy]

ahahahaha I suck at replying SO HARD I am so sorry

anyway I am sure your poem to your grandmother was LOTS BETTER than mine! by a lot! I'm sure it was amazing.

THANK YOU SO MUCH BB. you are too kind.

I was gone for most of merlin week it's okay