so i haven't written anything in OVER A MONTH, and i decided the cure for that was . . . poetry. REALLY BAD RHYMING POETRY.
and in honor of merlin week (WHICH YOU ALL SHOULD BE PARTICIPATING IN, IT IS AWESOME) i wrote one for the fandom.
caution: it is actually VERY BAD. oh well. it's RIDICULOUS.
one day, there it was, just for me
a shiny new show, but wait till you see!
it had gay that easily topped even torchwood
and actors whose cheekbones were more than good
but best of all, it had all of you
the greatest fandom to ever go "WOO"
everyone was so funny and sweet
all attracted by merlin's innability to be discreet
it was all so pretty, though some cgi failed
but the porn you wrote was very detailed
i can't believe how lucky i've become
every single fic just makes me say "yum"
so i just thought you guys should know, 'cause it's merlin week,
that even though bradley's face still makes me shriek,
the real reason i stick around is because of you lot
the posts are so funny, the fic is so hot
and in small words, you guys are just the best
(also, you all appreciate morgana's chest)
(i didn't put it under a cut because it's short, but if anyone want me to, i can. hope you don't mind!)
eta: what is this merlin week, you ask? THIS IS MERLIN WEEK:
IT'S A WEEK! AND IT'S MERLIN! AND IT'S IN CAPS!