Heartburn hell
Have you ever had heartburn so bad that it actually makes your teeth hurt and your head pound? Hearburn so bad that you're clutching the couch, doing Lamaze type breathing to get through the pain and asking God (and any other deity that may be listening) to please please let it stop. Heartburn so bad that 2 Pepcid, more Tums than I can count and more than half a gallon of milk hasn't helped not one damn bit? That is me right now and I'm in hell and it's taken me over ten minutes just to write this because I have to keep stopping. Uhhh... someone please just knock me the hell out until this pregnancy is over with.