Originally posted Feb 26th, 2016
I had this bizarre dream about hanging out with friends, including a green, tentacled alien who could disguise himself as a human. We ended up at a neighborhood party full of gay men, and while our alien friend mingled, we crashed on the grass next door. After a while, he returned to us, still in his human disguise, looking annoyed. He said some average-looking guy in a long western-style duster was creeping on him and didn’t meet his ‘aesthetic standards.
I then asked him if he’d “do” me. (For context, I’m the last person who would do casual hookups in real life-I have the sex drive of an 80 y/o). He agreed, however, his human form couldn’t perform sexually because the penis remained permanently flaccid, so I asked if he could use one of his tentacles instead. And that was it-the dream ended there..
I then asked him if he’d “do” me. (For context, I’m the last person who would do casual hookups in real life-I have the sex drive of an 80 y/o). He agreed, however, his human form couldn’t perform sexually because the penis remained permanently flaccid, so I asked if he could use one of his tentacles instead. And that was it-the dream ended there..