Well now.
I though I might update with a little something special. Or not. Depending on your view.
Anyhoos, I've fallen in love with a Meat Loaf song. Sad? Not really. Because this song is awesome. It tells the story of man reflecting upon his childhood. A man who made a promise of marriage so he could get some... ;) The man in this story is true to his word. He promised he would love this woman till the end of time. Alas, he is now waiting for the end of time.
It's fucken awesome. Man take girl out for some "hey, heys" and is "forced" into marriage. Years later he's regretting this. Of course no one is ever forced these days. But this was the 70's!
So for some education here is the lyrics for...
Paradise By The Dashboard Light
Boy:
I remember every little thing
As if it happened only yesterday
Parking by the lake
And there was not another car in sight
And I never had a girl
Looking any better than you did
And all the kids at school
They were wishing they were me that night
And now our bodies are oh so close and tight
It never felt so good, it never felt so right
And we're glowing like the metal on the edge of a knife
C'mon! Hold on tight!
C'mon! Hold on tight!
Though it's cold and lonely in the deep dark night
I can see paradise by the dashboard light
Girl:
Ain't no doubt about it
We were doubly blessed
Cause we were barely seventeen
And we were barely dressed
Ain't no doubt about it
Baby got to go and shout it
Ain't no doubt about it
We were doubly blessed
Boy:
Cause we were barely seventeen
And we were barely dressed
Baby doncha hear my heart
You got it drowning out the radio
I've been waiting so long
For you to come along and have some fun
And I gotta let ya know
No you're never gonna regret it
So open up your eyes I got a big surprise
It'll feel all right
Well I wanna make your motor run
And now our bodies are oh so close and tight
It never felt so good, it never felt so right
And we're glowing like the metal on the edge of a knife
C'mon! Hold on tight!
C'mon! Hold on tight!
Though it's cold and lonley in the deep dark night
I can see paradise by the dashboard light
Paradise by the dashboard light
You got to do what you can
And let Mother Nature do the rest
Ain't no doubt about it
We were doubly blessed
Cause we were barely seventeen
And we were barely--
We're gonna go all the way tonight
We're gonna go allt he way
An tonight's the night...
Radio Broadcast:
Ok, here we go, we got a real pressure cooker
going here, two down, nobody on, no score,
bottom of the ninth, there's the wind-up and
there it is, a line shot up the middle, look
at him go. This boy can really fly!
He's rounding first and really turning it on
now, he's not letting up at all, he's gonna
try for second; the ball is bobbled out in center,
and here comes the throw, and what a throw!
He's gonna slide in head first, here he comes, he's out!
No, wait, safe--safe at second base, this kid really
makes things happen out there.
Batter steps up to the plate, here's the pitch--
he's going, and what a jump he's got, he's trying
for third, here's the throw, it's in the dirt--
safe at third! Holy cow, stolen base!
He's taking a pretty big lead out there, almost
daring him to try and pick him off. The pitcher
glance over, winds up, and it's bunted, bunted
down the third base line, the suicide squeeze in on!
Here he comes, squeeze play, it's gonna be close,
here's the throw, there's the play at the plate,
holy cow, I think he's gonna make it!
Girl:
Stop right there!
I gotta know right now!
Before we go any further--!
Do you love me?
Will you love me forever?
Do you need me?
Will you never leave me?
Will you make me so happy for the rest of my life?
Will you take me away and will you make me your wife?
Do you love me!?
Will you love me forever!?
Do you need me!?
Will you never leave me!?
Will you make me so happy for the rest of my life!?
Will you take me away and will you make me your wife!?
I gotta know right now
Before we go any further
Do you love me!!!?
Will you love me forever!!!?
Boy:
Let me sleep on it
Baby, baby let me sleep on it
Let me sleep on it
And I'll give you my answer in the morning
Let me sleep on it
Baby, baby let me sleep on it
Let me sleep on it
And I'll give you my answer in the morning
Let me sleep on it
Baby, baby let me sleep on it
Let me sleep on it
And I'll give you my answer in the morning
Girl:
I gotta know right now!
Do you love me?
Will you love me forever?
Do you need me?
Will you never leave me?
Will you make me so happy for the rest of my life?
Will you take me away and will you make me your wife?
I gotta know right now!
Before we go any further
Do you love me?
And will you love me forever?
Boy:
Let me sleep on it
Baby, baby let me sleep on it
Let me sleep on it
And I'll give you my answer in the morning
Let me sleep on it!!!
Girl:
Will you love me forever?
Boy:
Let me sleep on it!!!
Girl:
Will you love me forever!!!
Boy:
I couldn't take it any longer
Lord I was crazed
And when the feeling came upon me
Like a tidal wave
I started swearing to my god and on my mother's grave
That I would love you to the end of time
I swore that I would love you to the end of time!
So now I'm praying for the end of time
To hurry up and arrive
Cause if I gotta spend another minute with you
I don't think that I can really survive
I'll never break my promise or forget my vow
But God only knows what I can do right now
I'm praying for the end of time
It's all that I can do
Praying for the end of time, so I can end my time with you!!!
Boy:
It was long ago and it was far away
and it was so much better than it is today
Girl:
It never felt so good
It never felt so right
And we were glowing like
A metal on the edge of a knife
And there you have it. Awesome fun. And just for completeness here is the video:
http://www.youtube.com/v/tW1N2FbaX1A
For a bit of history and knowledge, because I try and ensure people take something away from my ramblings, the woman in the video is Karla DeVito. Meat Loaf and her did the stage act during tour, but the original singer was Ellen Foley. Ellen never performed with Meat Loaf live for this track. Also Meat Loaf didn't write this song, yet it was written for him by Jim Steinman. Meat Loaf himself even describes this track as "Disneyesque. Only with an R rating."
It's playful, fun and also has a poke at conventional "love" songs (pardon the pun).
Pffttt!!!
Oh and before I forget... just to cover up a more serious matter with bullshit, lol, I've recieved my results from the doctor. What for? For my testicals. I found a lump about a month ago. I had it checked out, then ultrasounded and everythings ok. I now have a giant film (film as in photo "film" not movie film) of my balls. And my kidneys (used to test the machine?). What it was, was an oversized vein. Probably a pressure build up from under use... or, more likely, needing to get more blood flow there from over use. Lol. Flying solo! ;) It could be permanent or go over time. Either way my lads are ok and are still working. This was a scare for me and it could have been worse than it was. So just letting you guys out there know... check your balls. I know you all have them in your hands at least a few times a week, so you might as well do something productive once in a while. I say it in a joking way... but I'm serious 0_0
Have fun!
P.S. I'm thinking about making a user pic out of my left nut. Lol. The ultrasounded one. It would be awesomely funny...
P.P.S. Actually I did make something. But here's the original... Pffft!
My screen when set to white makes a good x-ray viewer. The scan didn't turn out well. But never the less... My Left Nut!
Bye. (again)
Anyhoos, I've fallen in love with a Meat Loaf song. Sad? Not really. Because this song is awesome. It tells the story of man reflecting upon his childhood. A man who made a promise of marriage so he could get some... ;) The man in this story is true to his word. He promised he would love this woman till the end of time. Alas, he is now waiting for the end of time.
It's fucken awesome. Man take girl out for some "hey, heys" and is "forced" into marriage. Years later he's regretting this. Of course no one is ever forced these days. But this was the 70's!
So for some education here is the lyrics for...
Paradise By The Dashboard Light
Boy:
I remember every little thing
As if it happened only yesterday
Parking by the lake
And there was not another car in sight
And I never had a girl
Looking any better than you did
And all the kids at school
They were wishing they were me that night
And now our bodies are oh so close and tight
It never felt so good, it never felt so right
And we're glowing like the metal on the edge of a knife
C'mon! Hold on tight!
C'mon! Hold on tight!
Though it's cold and lonely in the deep dark night
I can see paradise by the dashboard light
Girl:
Ain't no doubt about it
We were doubly blessed
Cause we were barely seventeen
And we were barely dressed
Ain't no doubt about it
Baby got to go and shout it
Ain't no doubt about it
We were doubly blessed
Boy:
Cause we were barely seventeen
And we were barely dressed
Baby doncha hear my heart
You got it drowning out the radio
I've been waiting so long
For you to come along and have some fun
And I gotta let ya know
No you're never gonna regret it
So open up your eyes I got a big surprise
It'll feel all right
Well I wanna make your motor run
And now our bodies are oh so close and tight
It never felt so good, it never felt so right
And we're glowing like the metal on the edge of a knife
C'mon! Hold on tight!
C'mon! Hold on tight!
Though it's cold and lonley in the deep dark night
I can see paradise by the dashboard light
Paradise by the dashboard light
You got to do what you can
And let Mother Nature do the rest
Ain't no doubt about it
We were doubly blessed
Cause we were barely seventeen
And we were barely--
We're gonna go all the way tonight
We're gonna go allt he way
An tonight's the night...
Radio Broadcast:
Ok, here we go, we got a real pressure cooker
going here, two down, nobody on, no score,
bottom of the ninth, there's the wind-up and
there it is, a line shot up the middle, look
at him go. This boy can really fly!
He's rounding first and really turning it on
now, he's not letting up at all, he's gonna
try for second; the ball is bobbled out in center,
and here comes the throw, and what a throw!
He's gonna slide in head first, here he comes, he's out!
No, wait, safe--safe at second base, this kid really
makes things happen out there.
Batter steps up to the plate, here's the pitch--
he's going, and what a jump he's got, he's trying
for third, here's the throw, it's in the dirt--
safe at third! Holy cow, stolen base!
He's taking a pretty big lead out there, almost
daring him to try and pick him off. The pitcher
glance over, winds up, and it's bunted, bunted
down the third base line, the suicide squeeze in on!
Here he comes, squeeze play, it's gonna be close,
here's the throw, there's the play at the plate,
holy cow, I think he's gonna make it!
Girl:
Stop right there!
I gotta know right now!
Before we go any further--!
Do you love me?
Will you love me forever?
Do you need me?
Will you never leave me?
Will you make me so happy for the rest of my life?
Will you take me away and will you make me your wife?
Do you love me!?
Will you love me forever!?
Do you need me!?
Will you never leave me!?
Will you make me so happy for the rest of my life!?
Will you take me away and will you make me your wife!?
I gotta know right now
Before we go any further
Do you love me!!!?
Will you love me forever!!!?
Boy:
Let me sleep on it
Baby, baby let me sleep on it
Let me sleep on it
And I'll give you my answer in the morning
Let me sleep on it
Baby, baby let me sleep on it
Let me sleep on it
And I'll give you my answer in the morning
Let me sleep on it
Baby, baby let me sleep on it
Let me sleep on it
And I'll give you my answer in the morning
Girl:
I gotta know right now!
Do you love me?
Will you love me forever?
Do you need me?
Will you never leave me?
Will you make me so happy for the rest of my life?
Will you take me away and will you make me your wife?
I gotta know right now!
Before we go any further
Do you love me?
And will you love me forever?
Boy:
Let me sleep on it
Baby, baby let me sleep on it
Let me sleep on it
And I'll give you my answer in the morning
Let me sleep on it!!!
Girl:
Will you love me forever?
Boy:
Let me sleep on it!!!
Girl:
Will you love me forever!!!
Boy:
I couldn't take it any longer
Lord I was crazed
And when the feeling came upon me
Like a tidal wave
I started swearing to my god and on my mother's grave
That I would love you to the end of time
I swore that I would love you to the end of time!
So now I'm praying for the end of time
To hurry up and arrive
Cause if I gotta spend another minute with you
I don't think that I can really survive
I'll never break my promise or forget my vow
But God only knows what I can do right now
I'm praying for the end of time
It's all that I can do
Praying for the end of time, so I can end my time with you!!!
Boy:
It was long ago and it was far away
and it was so much better than it is today
Girl:
It never felt so good
It never felt so right
And we were glowing like
A metal on the edge of a knife
And there you have it. Awesome fun. And just for completeness here is the video:
http://www.youtube.com/v/tW1N2FbaX1A
For a bit of history and knowledge, because I try and ensure people take something away from my ramblings, the woman in the video is Karla DeVito. Meat Loaf and her did the stage act during tour, but the original singer was Ellen Foley. Ellen never performed with Meat Loaf live for this track. Also Meat Loaf didn't write this song, yet it was written for him by Jim Steinman. Meat Loaf himself even describes this track as "Disneyesque. Only with an R rating."
It's playful, fun and also has a poke at conventional "love" songs (pardon the pun).
Pffttt!!!
Oh and before I forget... just to cover up a more serious matter with bullshit, lol, I've recieved my results from the doctor. What for? For my testicals. I found a lump about a month ago. I had it checked out, then ultrasounded and everythings ok. I now have a giant film (film as in photo "film" not movie film) of my balls. And my kidneys (used to test the machine?). What it was, was an oversized vein. Probably a pressure build up from under use... or, more likely, needing to get more blood flow there from over use. Lol. Flying solo! ;) It could be permanent or go over time. Either way my lads are ok and are still working. This was a scare for me and it could have been worse than it was. So just letting you guys out there know... check your balls. I know you all have them in your hands at least a few times a week, so you might as well do something productive once in a while. I say it in a joking way... but I'm serious 0_0
Have fun!
P.S. I'm thinking about making a user pic out of my left nut. Lol. The ultrasounded one. It would be awesomely funny...
P.P.S. Actually I did make something. But here's the original... Pffft!
My screen when set to white makes a good x-ray viewer. The scan didn't turn out well. But never the less... My Left Nut!
Bye. (again)