I bet it's going to be complete pants, but I don't care!
Low-res (compared to lovely hi-res Quicktime, anyway) embedded teaser trailer here:
http://www.lanpartymassacre.com/lan_party_massacre_teaser.html YouTube version:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5auZCHHZTlg&fmt=6 (Cheers to
boingfeed.)