NOT via an e-mail from Charlie Brooker.
No idea how that rumour started, by the way*.
"The nation's population of middle-aged and slightly desperate women will go into official mourning tomorrow night, when unpopular-with-anyone-who-respects-acting, personality-free walking denture fixative advertisement (and all-round, do-anything-for-the-cash, work visa-clutching male strumpet) John Barrowman finally comes clean about his sexuality, in a programme scheduled to be broadcast in a peak viewing slot on BBC1. Denying claims that he's forcing his homosexuality down anyone's throat, Barrowman stars in the hour long pretend-science extravaganza, which promises to feature no upsetting dance sequences whatsoever, but does manage to bang on, and on, and on, and on about him not being keen on doing it with ladies, and being 'a friend of Dorothy'."
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/programmes/7521776.stm (Warning: Embedded video features John's doll collection, and kicks off with the words "Come into my closet..." No, seriously - it does.)
Cheers to D.
*Best to deny everything tonight:
http://laughingsquid.com/?p=5776
"The nation's population of middle-aged and slightly desperate women will go into official mourning tomorrow night, when unpopular-with-anyone-who-respects-acting, personality-free walking denture fixative advertisement (and all-round, do-anything-for-the-cash, work visa-clutching male strumpet) John Barrowman finally comes clean about his sexuality, in a programme scheduled to be broadcast in a peak viewing slot on BBC1. Denying claims that he's forcing his homosexuality down anyone's throat, Barrowman stars in the hour long pretend-science extravaganza, which promises to feature no upsetting dance sequences whatsoever, but does manage to bang on, and on, and on, and on about him not being keen on doing it with ladies, and being 'a friend of Dorothy'."
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/programmes/7521776.stm (Warning: Embedded video features John's doll collection, and kicks off with the words "Come into my closet..." No, seriously - it does.)
Cheers to D.
*Best to deny everything tonight:
http://laughingsquid.com/?p=5776