This one's an oldie... circa 2002.

[sennard]

Folks here’s a story ‘bout Senny the Poocher
He was a low down cookie cruncher!
He had the waggiest, spottiest tail,
An’ Senny had a fridge as big as a whale!

Idle-idl-idl-idl-Idle! Hide-hidi-hidi-hide!
Spotty-spotty-spotty-spot! Woo-de-do-de-woo!

He messes around with a sausage called Smokey
He ate it up though it was turkey,
He took a train down to downtown,
Where he showed up and began to chow down!

Idle-idl-idl-idl-Idle! Hide-hidi-hidi-hide!
Spotty-spotty-spotty-spot! Woo-de-do-de-woo!

He had a dream ‘bout a bottle of sweetener,
It gave food what it was needin’
He was in a kitchen of stainless steel,
A sammich tray and a pie wheel!

Idle-idl-idl-idl-Idle! Hide-hidi-hidi-hide!
Spotty-spotty-spotty-spot! Woo-de-do-de-woo!
Hoppity hoppity hoppity hop!
Bologna Baloney Bologna WOO!

He gossed the kitchen a-tour-de-forces,
Each meal he ate was a dozen courses!
He had a million calories worth of cakes and pies,
He chased his tail a million times!

Idle-idl-idl-idl-Idle! Hide-hidi-hidi-hide!
Spotty-spotty-spotty-spot! Woo-de-do-de-woo!

Poor Senn, poor Senn, Poor Senn!