sion_a calls this the iMeme, but I don't own an iProduct, so I'm not going to....
Alphabetically first track: by Oasis (the empty string), 1959 by The Sisters of Mercy, '39 by Queen or ABBAture: Waterloo, Dancing Queen, Fernando by the RPO depending on what sort of pedant you are.
Alphabetically last track:ls(1) says Čokkha by Apocolyptica, but Rhythmbox appears to know how to sort Czech and instead claims Zwitter by Rammstein
Number of tracks under a minute long:71
Number of perfect three minute pop songs:6, although I'm not sure that Andrew Lloyd Webber counts
Number of tracks over eight minutes long:59
The shortest track:The Sound Is Like The Rushing Of The Wind from The Dream Of Gerontius at 17 seconds.
The longest track:Bach's Goldberg Variations
Pick an animal and see how many track titles contain it:2 Fish: Body Of The Fish by The Horatii and Au Fond Du Temple Saint (The Pearl Fishers) by Bizet.
Pick a colour and see how many track titles contain it:4 blues
Next on Party Shuffle:I'm not sure what a Party Shuffle is, but I've stopped Rhythmbox just before playing Nineties by Star Industry