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[seniorfilia]

The technology here is strange, but once you get used to it it's convenient, non? Ah, but I mastered everything really quickly, as expected by le très bien moi. [Compensating for not being able to figure out the toaster this morning and burning his bread to a crisp? Never.] These phone things are especially useful, even if they don't really make

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[armywithcountry]

[That voice . . . sounds sort of familiar. But no, he's just imagining things. Right? Right.]

If you're French, then you probably have one already.

[seniorfilia]

[Is this the voice of your nightmares, Prussia?]

I don't.

[armywithcountry]

[Are you kidding, he dreams about this voice screaming in pain every night.]

You sure? I bet you do! Especially if you're one of that bastard's!

[seniorfilia]

I'm one of mine, merci beaucoup. And I don't!

[armywithcountry]

[Hang on, what.]

. . . France?

[seniorfilia]

Oui! C'est moi!

[armywithcountry]

Wait, but your voice . . .

. . . is this that girl France again?

[seniorfilia]

It's the fashion...

[armywithcountry]

It's the fashion to be a girl? Man, your house is weird.

[seniorfilia]

Non, it's the fashion to be beautiful and stylish and that doesn't mean I look like a girl. [Except he totally does. But at least he grows out of it.]

[armywithcountry]

To be a total sissy, you mean! And I don't get it. You are a girl. Right? [Still thinks he's talking to Fransu here]

[seniorfilia]

No, I'm un garçon.

[armywithcountry]

I don't understand your sissy language. And if you're not girl France, that means you're real France, and that means I'm going to have to kick your ass!

[seniorfilia]

I don't even know you!

[armywithcountry]

Oh, so you're not the real France then. I'm the great and awesome Kingdom of Prussia! And it's a good thing you're not the France I know, otherwise you'd be dead by now!

[seniorfilia]

I am le Royaume de France. I've just never heard of Prussia.