The technology here is strange, but once you get used to it it's convenient, non? Ah, but I mastered everything really quickly, as expected by le très bien moi. [Compensating for not being able to figure out the toaster this morning and burning his bread to a crisp? Never.] These phone things are especially useful, even if they don't really make sense...
Oh! I had a question. What is a STD and where do you find them?
[ooc; Unrelated, but I'm in the process of making a CR list for France
here. Comment if you've spoken to him and want to be added! Likewise, I'm updating Australia's
here so feel free to comment there too.]