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[seniorfilia]

The technology here is strange, but once you get used to it it's convenient, non? Ah, but I mastered everything really quickly, as expected by le très bien moi. [Compensating for not being able to figure out the toaster this morning and burning his bread to a crisp? Never.] These phone things are especially useful, even if they don't really make

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[wybrows]

[ Hold on she's trying to figure it out. Because let's assume no one has given her the talk yet.

OK. ] ... Super tiny dingo? You can find dingos in Australia.

[seniorfilia]

What's a "dingo"?

[wybrows]

Dingoes are kinda like dogs or wolves, I guess. But cuter; 'specially if they're super tiny.

How could you not know that? Pretty stupid.

[seniorfilia]

[Without missing a beat:] Oh, you mean those dingos. Of course I knew about those, I thought you had to mean something else.

[wybrows]

... Liar. You had no idea. Don't try to seem smart when you're really just an idiot.

[seniorfilia]

I'm not un menteur! I'm very intelligent, you're the stupid child.

[wybrows]

I am not! I'm about fifty years old, you sound like a little brat.

[seniorfilia]

Only fifty? That's just a baby!

[wybrows]

I-is not! I'm a really mature adult! How old are you?!

[seniorfilia]

Around eleven hundred.

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[wybrows]

How can you--

[wybrows]

[ Wait he kind of sounds French-ish. ] ... Are you France? [ Even though France should be way older than that... ]

[seniorfilia]

Oui!

[wybrows]

... How can that be? Shouldn't ya be older than that, then? Are you playing a trick or somethin'?

[seniorfilia]

It's not a trick, chèrie, and I'm just as old as I should be.

[wybrows]

But France is really old; older than Pom, even. Ya shouldn't sound like a kid. So stop.