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[seniorfilia]

The technology here is strange, but once you get used to it it's convenient, non? Ah, but I mastered everything really quickly, as expected by le très bien moi. [Compensating for not being able to figure out the toaster this morning and burning his bread to a crisp? Never.] These phone things are especially useful, even if they don't really make

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[mr_blandy_bland]

They will only get easier to use in the fut--....

STDs? W-what sort of...oh wait...[And that is when he realizes this kid is still France.]

[seniorfilia]

[If he knew what it stood for, he'd have figured this out on his own, don't worry.] Do you know?

[mr_blandy_bland]

Ah...w-well...when a man and a w-woman...um...s-sometimes one of them might have...uh...a disease that gets passed when....

[Screw it...this is France, FRANCE. He sighs.]

I-it means sexually Transmitted Disease. You g-get them by having sex with someone who has one.

[seniorfilia]

Oh. Je comprends.

... Why would he think I had something like that?!

[mr_blandy_bland]

Maybe, whoever he is, he knows the grown-up you...or something.

Like I said, you were here before.

[seniorfilia]

That makes no sense.

[mr_blandy_bland]

Ah...what doesn't make sense? The fact you were here before?

It happens a lot here.

[seniorfilia]

But I don't remember it.

[mr_blandy_bland]

A lot of people don't.

[seniorfilia]

If I don't remember it, it didn't happen.

[mr_blandy_bland]

It didn't happen to you, it happened to the adult you, though.

[seniorfilia]

... This time stuff is annoying.

[mr_blandy_bland]

Tell me about it. I don't get it either.