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[seniorfilia]

The technology here is strange, but once you get used to it it's convenient, non? Ah, but I mastered everything really quickly, as expected by le très bien moi. [Compensating for not being able to figure out the toaster this morning and burning his bread to a crisp? Never.] These phone things are especially useful, even if they don't really make

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[kleinefurstin]

W-what sort of a question is that?

[seniorfilia]

Someone mentioned I had one, but I haven't heard the term before so...

[kleinefurstin]

You're too young to know of such things, let alone have one!

[d-doesn't know he's babby!France yet...]

[seniorfilia]

Well, he was drunk and a Northman but he kept insisting I had one! And I'm not that young!

[kleinefurstin]

A--a Northman? [that sounds vaguely familiar]

Still too young for that! It--it isn't anything you should concern yourself with!

[seniorfilia]

Oui, Denmark. [Stupid vikings.]

... It's one of those things, isn't it?

[kleinefurstin]

Denmark.

You may ignore anything and everything that comes out of his mouth; you'll be better off for it.

[seniorfilia]

I already know all about that kind of thing, you know, you can tell me.

[kleinefurstin]

W-what--that doesn't make it appropriate at all! Forget about it!

[seniorfilia]

But what if I have one?

[kleinefurstin]

Y-you shouldn't! You... you're not old enough to be involved in such things!

R-right?

[seniorfilia]

I'm old enough to do whatever I want. [Don't worry, Liechy, he isn't.]

[kleinefurstin]

That sort of statement is hardly a sign of maturity.

[seniorfilia]

I am très mature! I'm le Royaume de France, after all.

[kleinefurstin]

Royaume de--ah.

[seniorfilia]

De France.