Inuko Diamond
elsewherecw is so right. This is the most frickin' hilarious thing I've seen in a long time. XD
Inuko Diamond Stats
Formed:
29th June 2005
Split:
21st December 2011
Best Album:
'Augury Oms Foreskin Fibbers' 9/10 in the NME (Album of the Month December 2008.)
Best Single:
'Knotting Herpes' 9/10 in the NME (Single of the Week 8th January 2009.)
Records Sold:
1,917,724 in total (1,009,885 albums, 907,839 singles).
Reputation:
Indie
Groupies:
draco_ferreus has some serious hygeine issues. Firstly their fingernails are as black as night. Secondly they smell like the combination of an open sewer and a variety of diseased zoo animals. etcetera_cat is strangely fixated with draco_ferreus.
OtherIn 2008 Osama Bin Laden threatened to release a cover version of 'Greys', unless he was immediately elected President of the United States. Presedent Bin Laden's first move was to announce a worldwide ban
on orgasms.
Inuko Diamond Member Profiles
elsewherecw
I had a dream last night wherein Nelson Mandela was giving head to Michael Jackson. Oh how both parties wailed! And you know what? Listening to those two fucking is quite like listening to elsewherecw!
kierseth
Listening to kierseth playing guitar is as pleasurable as having your tooth drilled at the dentists without anaesthetic
etcetera_cat
After failing to hit a single correct note during a performance, an infuriated kierseth ran over to the hapless bassist and began smashing them over the head with their guitar. Being a rather hard bastard etcetera_cat survived.
cat_mcdougall
cat_mcdougall was contributing fuck all to Inuko Diamond. So one day kierseth, etcetera_cat and abducted the drummer, drove them out to a forest full of wolves and left them to be eaten alive. Unfortunately for Inuko Diamond and the music industry cat_mcdougall made it back alive and continues to drum for the band.
cassandracsenta
Reckless and heavy handed, cassandracsenta has single-handledly destroyed around25 keyboards since they started playing in Jun 2005.
Single Releases
#
Title
Date
35
Turbo Less Meikle Knesset Soys Taenias
Sep 2005
31
Cystitis
Oct 2005
21
Unhorse Turbid Leisure Barbes
Dec 2005
23
Auklets Tameable
Feb 2006
27
Thrusted
Apr 2007
80
Greys
Jun 2007
33
Stoking Liripipe Musket Bowelled
Aug 2007
25
Pyoses Cep Hondled Tears Coaxing
Oct 2007
8
Knotting Herpes
Jan 2009
1
Scoffed
Jan 2009
1
Surfbird Whoopee Attune Gunstock
Mar 2009
2
Alderfly Belows Quartets
Aug 2010
2
Taxer Unguent Cutover
Oct 2010
4
Ivories Handed Coccous Fleer Zealous
Dec 2010
10
Nounal Moiled Hulloas Ringing Rehires Procaine
Feb 2011
Album Releases
#
Title
Date
26
Virile Boarfish Pygmoid
Jun 2005
36
Lichens Dolts Fiancee Almemar Ariels Rideable
Mar 2007
19
Augury Oms Foreskin Fibbers
Dec 2008
1
Exequies
Jun 2010
northern ireland's worst
.....
*SPORFLECACKLES*
EDIT: *SQU~EEEEE~~~* X3
Inuko Diamond Stats
Formed:
29th June 2005
Split:
21st December 2011
Best Album:
'Augury Oms Foreskin Fibbers' 9/10 in the NME (Album of the Month December 2008.)
Best Single:
'Knotting Herpes' 9/10 in the NME (Single of the Week 8th January 2009.)
Records Sold:
1,917,724 in total (1,009,885 albums, 907,839 singles).
Reputation:
Indie
Groupies:
draco_ferreus has some serious hygeine issues. Firstly their fingernails are as black as night. Secondly they smell like the combination of an open sewer and a variety of diseased zoo animals. etcetera_cat is strangely fixated with draco_ferreus.
OtherIn 2008 Osama Bin Laden threatened to release a cover version of 'Greys', unless he was immediately elected President of the United States. Presedent Bin Laden's first move was to announce a worldwide ban
on orgasms.
Inuko Diamond Member Profiles
elsewherecw
I had a dream last night wherein Nelson Mandela was giving head to Michael Jackson. Oh how both parties wailed! And you know what? Listening to those two fucking is quite like listening to elsewherecw!
kierseth
Listening to kierseth playing guitar is as pleasurable as having your tooth drilled at the dentists without anaesthetic
etcetera_cat
After failing to hit a single correct note during a performance, an infuriated kierseth ran over to the hapless bassist and began smashing them over the head with their guitar. Being a rather hard bastard etcetera_cat survived.
cat_mcdougall
cat_mcdougall was contributing fuck all to Inuko Diamond. So one day kierseth, etcetera_cat and abducted the drummer, drove them out to a forest full of wolves and left them to be eaten alive. Unfortunately for Inuko Diamond and the music industry cat_mcdougall made it back alive and continues to drum for the band.
cassandracsenta
Reckless and heavy handed, cassandracsenta has single-handledly destroyed around25 keyboards since they started playing in Jun 2005.
Single Releases
#
Title
Date
35
Turbo Less Meikle Knesset Soys Taenias
Sep 2005
31
Cystitis
Oct 2005
21
Unhorse Turbid Leisure Barbes
Dec 2005
23
Auklets Tameable
Feb 2006
27
Thrusted
Apr 2007
80
Greys
Jun 2007
33
Stoking Liripipe Musket Bowelled
Aug 2007
25
Pyoses Cep Hondled Tears Coaxing
Oct 2007
8
Knotting Herpes
Jan 2009
1
Scoffed
Jan 2009
1
Surfbird Whoopee Attune Gunstock
Mar 2009
2
Alderfly Belows Quartets
Aug 2010
2
Taxer Unguent Cutover
Oct 2010
4
Ivories Handed Coccous Fleer Zealous
Dec 2010
10
Nounal Moiled Hulloas Ringing Rehires Procaine
Feb 2011
Album Releases
#
Title
Date
26
Virile Boarfish Pygmoid
Jun 2005
36
Lichens Dolts Fiancee Almemar Ariels Rideable
Mar 2007
19
Augury Oms Foreskin Fibbers
Dec 2008
1
Exequies
Jun 2010
northern ireland's worst
.....
*SPORFLECACKLES*
EDIT: *SQU~EEEEE~~~* X3