May 10, 2005 14:11
A-If you could be any ANIMAL in the ocean, what would you be?
I would be a sea otter, 'cause they're cute and cuddley like ME! :o)
B-Other than food, what is the last thing you BOUGHT for yourself?
A little rubber thing for my ear ring so it wouldn't fall out. $.50 well spent if you ask me!
C-What COUNTRIES have you been to?
I hve never been to a counry, I've always just been in this one.
D-What is your favorite ride at DISNEYLAND?
I was unimpressed wth the rides at Disney, but the Rock and Rollercoaster was fun.
E-Do you believe in ESP?
no, but I do believe in ESPN
F-Have you ever FAKED an orgasm?
...ha, no.
G-Have you ever fired a real GUN?
No, but I plan on it
H-Regarding surfing, do you know what the term "HANG Ten" means?
I know hhow it's used, but i do not know where it comes from.
I-Is Michael Jackson INNOCENT or guilty?
do you mean actually or how he will be found?
J-Do you wear JEWELRY?
Yes I do.
K-Have you ever KILLED an animal?
Yes I have, but mostly aquatic ones and who really cares about them? Actually I had to kill a mouse that my cats brought into the house alive and were plaing with in my living room.
L-What was the LAST thing you mailed?
Mail. Excise tax to be more acurate.
M-Who is your favorite MUPPET character?
Animal <-- good call Gina
N-Have you ever been to a NUDIE bar?
Not while it was "in service", when I lived in Brockton me and my friends played at one that had been burnt down.
O-Regarding ORAL sex, would you rather give or receive?
Seriously, what is this? Such a dumb question, RECIEVE!
P-Did you attend PRESCHOOL?
I did, thank you for asking.
Q-Do you know what a QUAHOG is?
a CLAM!!!! don't you watch Family Guy???<--- Right
R-Have you ever RIDDEN a horse?
Yes a few, though not at the same time.
S-Have you played any organized SPORTS in your life?
Yes, I played Soccer for EVER, tennis, baseball, hockey, gymnastics(when I was little and less fat), basketball, drum corps and BAAAAAAND
T-Do you owe or are you getting money back from last year's TAXES?
Yes.
U-Do you own an UMBRELLA?
No.
V-Do you exercise your right to VOTE?
I don't exercise ANYTHING! shit!
W-What's your ideal WEATHER forecast?
Hot and sexy, I mean sweaty, sorry.
X-What was your last X-RAY you had taken?
An Upper GI, (gastro intestional) 'cause I had shitting issues....
Y-Do you own a YELLOW shirt?
Nope, oh wait! Yup.
Z -How many ZIP/POST codes have you lived in?
02402, 02360, 01003, and whatver the one in MI was...i don't remember, so 4.