Courtney Sent this to me...God bless her.
CDC Warning:
The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new virulent strain of sexually transmitted disease contracted through
dangerous and high risk behavior called Gonorrhea Lecthim ("gonna re-elect him"). Victims have contracted it after having been screwed by the Bush administration for the past 4 years and failing to have taken measures to protect themselves.
Cognitive sequellae of individuals infected with Gonorrhea Lecthim include: Antisocial personality disorder; delusions of grandeur; cognitive impairment; inability to incorporate new information into a rigid idée fixée; xenophobia, and misogyny.
Excessive exposure to trailer parks and country gospel music are thought to be contributing factors. CDC Director Archbishop Burke ordered a halt to research into the disease after determining the disease is incurable and merely God's will.
The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new virulent strain of sexually transmitted disease contracted through
dangerous and high risk behavior called Gonorrhea Lecthim ("gonna re-elect him"). Victims have contracted it after having been screwed by the Bush administration for the past 4 years and failing to have taken measures to protect themselves.
Cognitive sequellae of individuals infected with Gonorrhea Lecthim include: Antisocial personality disorder; delusions of grandeur; cognitive impairment; inability to incorporate new information into a rigid idée fixée; xenophobia, and misogyny.
Excessive exposure to trailer parks and country gospel music are thought to be contributing factors. CDC Director Archbishop Burke ordered a halt to research into the disease after determining the disease is incurable and merely God's will.