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totallynotaspaz April 1 2009, 06:51:39 UTC
You're WHAT?!

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I'm WHAT?!

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semper_fi_bitch April 1 2009, 06:57:02 UTC
We're going to be parents, Danny. Are you ready for this? Because I'm definitely not and one of us needs to be.

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totallynotaspaz April 1 2009, 06:57:53 UTC
B-but I'm fourteen! I can't even take care of a sack of flour!

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semper_fi_bitch April 1 2009, 07:00:42 UTC
Well maybe you should've thought of that ahead of time!

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totallynotaspaz April 1 2009, 07:02:14 UTC
I'm fourteen! Do you think I think ahead of time?

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[1/3] semper_fi_bitch April 1 2009, 07:06:35 UTC
Hey, man, not my problem.

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[2/3] semper_fi_bitch April 1 2009, 07:07:00 UTC
Well.

I guess it is my problem, what with the kid and all.

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[3/3] semper_fi_bitch April 1 2009, 07:07:15 UTC
But it's more yours than mine!

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[1/3] totallynotaspaz April 1 2009, 14:00:34 UTC
Yeah, because I'm totally the one with the baby in their stomach.

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[2/3] totallynotaspaz April 1 2009, 14:02:13 UTC
Oh man oh man oh man, what the heck are we going to do?! I don't know how to take care of a baby! What do you feed those things? What do you do when it starts crying? What are we supposed to name it?

What if it poops?!

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[3/3] totallynotaspaz April 1 2009, 14:02:38 UTC
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How the heck is it going to even get out of you?!

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semper_fi_bitch April 1 2009, 16:15:39 UTC
I've been trying not to think of it, man.

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totallynotaspaz April 1 2009, 17:37:41 UTC
Dude, I don't even know if our kid's going to be alive, or dead, or something! I'm a ghost zombie, what do you think that's going to do to it?!

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semper_fi_bitch April 1 2009, 17:48:28 UTC
I think I'm going to have to bet on "nothing good". But, hey, look on the bright side! I bet none of the other kids are going to get away with making fun of him!

'Cause, you know. He'd probably eat their brains if they did.

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totallynotaspaz April 1 2009, 18:26:59 UTC
Hey, zombies don't have to eat brains! They're actually pretty intelligent, once you learn the language!

...the kid's hopeless, isn't he?

((OOC: Yes, zombies DID have a language in the fic where that came from.))

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semper_fi_bitch April 1 2009, 18:36:04 UTC
Sure, he doesn't have to, but if the other kids make fun of him, they deserve what they get, man.

But, yeah, he's pretty fucked.

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