037- As if there are any books in his and Danny's room.

Aug 13, 2009 00:32

I take back everything bad I've ever said about this island.

I looked at a book or something and thought about how awesome it would be if it was made of bacon, and then it was. Really good bacon, too.

This is the best weird event ever.

superpowers event, grif is a fatty, -mokona (mokomanjuu), !memento_eden, -danny (totallynotaspaz), -saber (britishlionking), -catherine (survival_101), -jr. (bulletserenade), -kallen (ace_of_11s)

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There are, he just knows not to leave them where Grif can get to them. :| totallynotaspaz August 13 2009, 11:57:43 UTC
Bacon?

You're kidding, right?

((OOC: my wording, it SUCKS.))

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Smart lad. semper_fi_bitch August 13 2009, 20:36:04 UTC
Nope. Bacon.

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You have fulfilled your purpose and taught him well, Master Grif. totallynotaspaz August 13 2009, 20:44:08 UTC
So...you can turn stuff into bacon now?

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Nonsense. You have not yet begun to learn, my young padawan. semper_fi_bitch August 13 2009, 20:51:58 UTC
I can turn stuff into meat. It doesn't get much better than that.

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He is so ready! Did you see that thread with Pai Mei? He is *so* ready. totallynotaspaz August 14 2009, 01:17:34 UTC
Oh really? *freezes your meat in a huge block of ice. It's. Not going to defrost that soon.*

Is it so great now?

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At least Grif's considerably less likely to break any arms. semper_fi_bitch August 14 2009, 01:47:52 UTC
You having a sucky power doesn't mean that mine's not awesome, dude.

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That's because he's not in the arm-breaking business. What sort of a mentor *is* he, anyway? totallynotaspaz August 14 2009, 01:52:50 UTC
*GAPE*

How are ice powers sucky?! And how are they worse than meat vision?!

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Clearly a mentor in AWESOME. You only wish you could be as awesome as he is. semper_fi_bitch August 14 2009, 02:07:15 UTC
*Gestures at the meat in ice block*

Only one part of this is edible and awesome. I'll give you a hint. It's not yours.

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And a mentor in being FAT. Danny does not wish to be as fat as he is. totallynotaspaz August 14 2009, 02:12:43 UTC
Yeah, right, like you need more meat. Besides, ice powers are way cooler! Just because I can't make food doesn't mean my powers aren't as awesome awesomer.

*hey, was that an ice pun?!*

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You don't need a mentor to be fat! How silly. semper_fi_bitch August 14 2009, 02:37:08 UTC
Name one good use for ice powers.

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Grif is good proof of that. totallynotaspaz August 14 2009, 10:39:26 UTC
Keeping stuff cold! It's not like this place has air conditioning. And I could freeze you in a block of ice if I wanted to. How useful would your meat powers be then?

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He worked hard for this flab! ...Wait what? semper_fi_bitch August 14 2009, 18:10:48 UTC
My armor has air conditioning. Still not seeing the win here.

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Couch potato-ing is a hardcore sport that only the hardiest of men can withstand. totallynotaspaz August 14 2009, 18:23:05 UTC
*pause*

Why do you wear that armor all the time, anyway?

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Damn straight. semper_fi_bitch August 14 2009, 19:17:10 UTC
Protection.

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totallynotaspaz August 14 2009, 22:38:54 UTC
From what?

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semper_fi_bitch August 15 2009, 20:00:26 UTC
Oh, geeze, Danny, I don't know. What possible reason could I have for wanting additional protection? It's not like I've ever been murdered or anything!

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