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031- Piracy, kidnapping, and ghosts uh, KIND OF has a nice cohesiveness?

May 26, 2009 21:15

Hey, Johnny, I found the pet store here. And they have parrots! I already got two, so if you want one, I guess that's OK. If you don't, then I'll just be double the pirate.

Hey, um, weird kid. I didn't catch your name. I found some magazines to cut up! Man, this plan is coming along great. We'll be rolling in dough in no timeOh, and, uh, does ( Read more... )

-allen (withthelight), -arya (fearcutsdeeper), age event, -simmons (thetankisalie), !memento_eden, -danny (totallynotaspaz), -teatime (not_4oclock), -jr. (bulletserenade), *memories, polly and fucker

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not_4oclock May 27 2009, 01:26:38 UTC

It's Jonathan. John-a-than.

semper_fi_bitch May 27 2009, 01:30:23 UTC

Uh, yeah, what else would Johnny be short for?

not_4oclock May 27 2009, 01:34:47 UTC

But I don't want to be called Johnny. My name is Jonathan.

...and you found the birds?

semper_fi_bitch May 27 2009, 01:38:16 UTC

Jonathan's too long. And too stuffy. Johnny is better.

Yeah! They're really real parrots! It's awesome!

not_4oclock May 27 2009, 01:45:27 UTC

Well maybe I want to be formal. No one will take an Assassin named "Johnny" seriously. Besides, we aren't friends or anything.

I want to see. I don't think I've ever seen a live parrot.

semper_fi_bitch May 27 2009, 02:16:41 UTC

Don't really professional people use their last name, anyway?

OK, sure! They're really loud.

not_4oclock May 27 2009, 02:24:20 UTC

Oh. You're probably right. Like the Honorable J. Teatime, or Mr. Teatime.

That won't really be a problem, I can make it be quiet.

semper_fi_bitch May 27 2009, 02:27:00 UTC

...Dude. Your name is Teatime?

not_4oclock May 27 2009, 02:31:20 UTC

Teh-ah-tim-eh, yes.

semper_fi_bitch May 27 2009, 02:36:05 UTC

That's ridiculous. I mean, I thought my name was bad!

not_4oclock May 27 2009, 02:45:07 UTC

It is not! It's a family name, and it goes back ages and ages! It is not ridiculous.

semper_fi_bitch May 27 2009, 02:53:33 UTC

Ages and ages to what? The Boston Tea Party?

[1/2] not_4oclock May 27 2009, 02:56:05 UTC

A long time ago, jerk!

not_4oclock May 27 2009, 02:56:58 UTC

...What's Boston? And why did they have a Tea Party?

semper_fi_bitch May 27 2009, 03:05:31 UTC

It's a city on the mainland, and they had a tea party to, uh, plan the Revolutionary War. Everybody knows that, dummy.

not_4oclock May 27 2009, 03:09:23 UTC

Mainland?

So you're foreign. I think I understand you better now.

...I still don't know where Boston is. I've never heard of it. It is on the Sto Plains?

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