el chupacabra once told me i was the best role model in his life. i didn't know what he meant at the time but looking back, i see it. not only was el chupacabra influenced by my love of eating goats and chickens, but he was also enthralled by my ability to make the ladies get on their knees and suck on my dick. yeah, that's right. i am a ladies ( Read more... )

dear whoever reads this,

if you hate your life so much, why don't you kill yourself? i mean, kurt cobain did it and look at him, he's tight...and a star.

bye,
butt cramer