the sun'll come out...
so i've decided to win the lottery tonight. don't try and stop me - the ticket's been bought, wheels are in motion.
i know, "but the money will change you!" well, yes. but it will be for the better. i'll still be the same person you know and pretend to love, but now i'll be able to visit. plus, i can buy you gifts!
"but what about... hey, gifts!! sweet!"
how much will i win? well, i will become a million-aire. muti- in fact. actually, to be even more precise, the term is apparantly "mega" million-aire, according to the official name of said lottery (the one i will win tonight).
i understand this is a bold move on my part. not exactly the career path i was previously walking. but it seems to me to be the best option at this point.
i hope you'll forgive me if i don't post again right away after i win tonight. i'll probably be a little busy. but you can be sure that i'll be checking in just to see how well you can convince me of how great of friends we are.
i'm sure there's more i wanted to say, but i can't remember it anymore.
i know, "but the money will change you!" well, yes. but it will be for the better. i'll still be the same person you know and pretend to love, but now i'll be able to visit. plus, i can buy you gifts!
"but what about... hey, gifts!! sweet!"
how much will i win? well, i will become a million-aire. muti- in fact. actually, to be even more precise, the term is apparantly "mega" million-aire, according to the official name of said lottery (the one i will win tonight).
i understand this is a bold move on my part. not exactly the career path i was previously walking. but it seems to me to be the best option at this point.
i hope you'll forgive me if i don't post again right away after i win tonight. i'll probably be a little busy. but you can be sure that i'll be checking in just to see how well you can convince me of how great of friends we are.
i'm sure there's more i wanted to say, but i can't remember it anymore.