Translated Daichan and Hika's part from the most recent episode of Totsuzen desuga, Uranatte mo ii desuka? ("It's sudden, but may I read your fortune?")
I'm not very knowledgeable about fortune-telling, especially Hoshi-sensei's method, so apologies in advance if any of the terms I use are inaccurate.
The basic breakdown of the categories she uses to describe each member are 3 main groups (Moon, Earth and Sun) that each have 4 "Sky Positions" within them, and your Group + Sky Position are determined by your birthday. (e.g. Yamada's birthday, May 9th, 1993 makes him part of the Sun Group with a Morning Sun Temperament.)
Translation under the cut.
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[2021.5.12] Totsuzen desuga, uranatte mo ii desuka?
Staff: Do you like fortune telling?
Hikaru: I love it
Daiki: [You] do have the image of liking that sort of thing
Hikaru: When walking in the street, I’ll see someone doing palm reading and immediately go to [get my reading done]
Staff: How about Arioka-san?
Daiki: For me, when I look at something like a daily horoscope, I’ll only believe the good things they say about [my zodiac sign]. When my [luck] ranking is low, I try not to believe in it at all.
Staff: Today, you’ll be getting a reading done by a fortune teller called Hoshi Hitomi
Daiki: I saw her do a reading for Kikuchi Fuma and Matsushima Sou from Sexy Zone
Hikaru: Fuma looked like he was frozen in shock
Daiki: Also when, Hoshi-sensei was doing Fuma’s reading, the look on Sou’s face said, “How did she know this?!”
Last time we were just viewing it on tv, but this time we’re the ones getting out fortunes read so I’m excited.
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When Hika and Daiki were introducing themselves to Hoshi-sensei, the studio cast seemed to question if Hikaru’s name was actually real or just a stage name. (It’s real lol)
Hoshi: The method I use is “tenseijutsu (天星術)”. I’ll be looking at [various aspects] to give you a detailed reading.
Caption- Method of Fortune Telling: Tenseijutsu uses a variety of traits like birthday, writing or pronunciation of one’s name, blood type, facial traits, palm reading
(T/n: I couldn’t find a definitive English word for this method of fortune telling so I just left the name as is. The name of the method itself isn’t too important for the content discussed.)
Hoshi: Let’s start with Yaotome-san. Please show me your left palm.
Hikaru: From the way my hand is trembling, you can tell I’m nervous
Hoshi: Next, Arioka-san…it’s very chaotic
Daiki: Right, I can’t tell what my actual palm lines are
Hoshi: [Arioka-san’s palm lines] are very close but not quite. As long as you properly conduct yourself, and don’t make mistakes you’ll become a very powerful person. It’s like you’re covering hidden talents
Daiki: Really?
Hoshi: The people you associate with or date will really change your fortune, so if you aren’t with someone responsible, it’ll be destructive
Daiki: I see
Personality and Disposition- Arioka Daiki
Hoshi: Your star sign is in the Earth group, and you’re an “ocean type.”
Daiki: The ocean?
Hoshi: The water in your environment is like purification for you, so touching water or looking at aquariums as well as being in water [is good for you]…cold baths could be beneficial as well
Daiki: I love that kind of thing! I love saunas and cold baths
LOCK-ON: He loves cold baths
Hoshi: After concerts, you immediately want to take a shower. You want to wash away bad things with water.
Hikaru: This guy won’t shut up about showers’ water pressure. He really won’t keep quiet about it. When we’re going to different venues on our concert tours, he’ll start by checking the water pressure
Hoshi: Generally, you have an “attractiveness star” so you have a “popular person disposition.” You’re under a star that by just looking into someone’s eyes and talking to them, they’ll easily like and adore you. But in reality, you’re unaccepting of both people and words. You can become friends with anyone, but you don’t trust any of them
Daiki: Ah…
Hoshi: To begin with anyway
Hikaru: What about me?
Hoshi: When about half a year to a year passes, you think, “This person is actually trustworthy” and are able to put your guard down
Hikaru: This might be a really weird example, but you’re a toy poodle
Daiki: I really don’t understand
Hikaru: You’re super smart, and will really attach yourself to people you actually like, but you’re clever like a dog so you can smell people and sense what kind of people they are. That kind of feeling
Daiki: Wait, are you a fortune teller too?
Hikaru: I don’t know. That’s just my brain processing this information
Hoshi: Yaotome-san’s “artistic star” is generally very strong. Is what I’m saying accurate?
Daiki: Yes it is…wow, this is amazing
Hikaru: The examples I give don’t really make sense to people
Hoshi: Oh, I can tell you why that is.
Hikaru: I’d like to know!
Hoshi: Generally, you make many mistakes in Japanese. You have a “makes frequent mistakes in Japanese” star. For example, you could be wanting to say “bell”, but end up saying “that metal object” or “something like that.”
Hoshi: This intuition you have is your artistic sense. You’re a “Picasso type.”
Hikaru: My nickname when I was in middle school was Picasso
Personality and Disposition- Yaotome Hikaru
Hoshi: Your star sign is the “Crescent Waxing Moon” from the Moon group. In general, you’re very pure on the inside. Actually, you have a “baby star.”
Hikaru: Baby?
Hoshi: You’re actually [mentally] 4 years old
Hikaru: Okay
Hoshi: But sometimes you’ll become an 80 year old grandma
Daiki: Ah, I totally get that. Sometimes he’ll act nonchalant, especially in recent years
Hoshi: When you’re a baby, you’ll act very spoiled. You probably sleep with a hug pillow.
Hikaru: ….I have one on each side
LOCK-ON: When he’s sleeping, he has a hug pillow on each side
Daiki: It’s not just one, huh
Hikaru: Not just one…when I roll over in my sleep, I definitely want one there
Hoshi: If I were to be more specific, you’re a person who likes to be squished between things
Hikaru: I do! I love that kind of thing
Hoshi: When you make noise in the kitchen, washroom or bathtub; the sounds from that generate inspiration, resulting in your talents blooming. I have a feeling that you’re always making noise [in those places].
Hikaru: When I want to come up with ideas, I’m usually in one of those three places
Hoshi: You’d be at a counter table and playing an instrument
Hikaru: Yes yes yes
Hoshi: Or humming to yourself
Hikaru: Yes
Hoshi: I get that feeling
Hikaru: Yes….This is scary
Hoshi: You probably like this too, right? The sound ice makes when it’s clinking in a glass
Hikaru: Yes, I love it
Hoshi: You like that sound so you’re always doing it
Daiki: Is that accurate?
Hikaru: It’s accurate. All of it…uhmm…yes.
Daiki: All you can say is ‘yes”
Hikaru: That’s exactly how I am
Love Life and Marriage- Arioka Daiki and Yaotome Hikaru
Hoshi: The both of you have traits that make you easily deviate from other people. Especially Yaotome-san, you have a really strong “Masochistic Line.” You have a palm line that’s a Masochistic Line and also a Masochistic Star. In general, you like stronger women who are assertive and independent. You’re weak to people who are a little selfish, but cute.
Hikaru: Come to think of it, when I’m asked what my type is in idol magazines and such, I say I prefer partners who are older than me. I think “older = a stronger person.” I think I want to be told what to do, or be given orders. That’s something I desire…maybe not that. It makes me sound like a weirdo
Hoshi: You’re just a masochist
Hikaru: Yes, I am. In variety shows, I’ll say, “Eh?” when doing punishments, but I also have the feeling of, “I kind of want to try it.”
Daiki: Yaotome-san’s reactions to punishments on TV are a bit out of the ordinary. When he had to put clothespins on his face and then pull them off, when you’d expect him to say, “Ah! It hurts!” He’d go, “Whoo~” and look refreshed after.
Even for [touching electrically charged things], he’d be the only one going, “I want more.”
Hikaru: I’d say, “Don’t you have anything stronger?”
Hoshi: People you are most compatible with were born in the years 1984, 85 and 86. About 5 years older than you. The person you get settled with will likely be a very good person.
This is the case for Arioka-san as well. Just one little thing: your wife will likely have a difficult time. The best kind of person for you is someone who’s very knowledgeable about health, someone who’d make you smoothies for breakfast.
Daiki: Ah, that sounds nice
Hikaru: He’s fantasizing
Daiki: That certainly [sounds like a good fit]
Hoshi: Originally, between the ages of 24 to 30, you’d meet one person who is your soulmate. And you’d be getting married next year, and have a child. Then between ages 32 to 34 there’d be one more child. Around 36, another child and then at 39 one more child would be born. That’s what the star you’re under says would’ve happened originally.
Daiki: Originally
Hoshi: You’d have 4 children. However, because you’re in Johnny’s, looking at the balance of your work and the flow of time, the start of your next fateful encounter will be at age 32. At this stage, an additional person will appear at around age 32, 33 and 34. If you make a mistake on who you choose, you’ll get a divorce at 41.
Daiki: Eh?? That’ll happen if I make the wrong choice…What about children?
Hoshi: You’ll have children, but their mother will take custody over them
Daiki: I see
Hoshi: There’s that possibility, so you’ll have to take care to choose properly
Daiki: I’ll have to be careful
Upbringing and Turning Points- Arioka Daiki
Hoshi: Did you get injured when you were 1 and 5 years old? I see something like a “mischievous child disposition,” with a wild tendency
Daiki: Right, on both sides of my eyes I have scars. When I was 1 year old, I learned how to walk relatively fast, and I bumped one side of my face on the edge of a chair or something. And when that injury healed, I hit the other side.
Hoshi: And when you were 5?
Daiki: At that age, I would get locked outside by my parents on the balcony when I misbehaved
Hoshi: You must have been a really naughty child
Daiki: When I was stuck on the balcony, I got angry and punched the screen door, with the thought of, “Let me in!”
I still have a scar on my hand from that incident. I think that [age] was when I misbehaved the most. We have a kindergarten graduation album, and in the [graduation photo], among all the other kids who are posing with peace signs and the like, I’m posing with a “thumbs down” pose.
Hikaru: I’ve seen that [photo] before
Daiki: I influenced my friend to do the pose too
Hikaru: I was surprised when I saw that photo album. I thought, “Eh? Dai-chan had a phase like that?”
Hoshi: 1999 (when Daiki was 7) was probably when there was a big shift
Daiki: That was probably when I started working as a child actor
Hoshi: Then in 2003, you had “guidance from the heavens,” where it became “a year your fate changed.”
Daiki: 2003? When I became a junior high school student, I was told something like, “You’ll get less work. You won’t be able to work the way you used to. Do you still want to continue as a child actor?” by my parents.
I had always liked Hatori [Shingo]-san. I’d watch Shingo Mama with a look of admiration in my eyes, so my parents probably decided to send in an application to Johnny’s when they saw me like that. I sent in my application and auditioned, but I still had my contract with the child actor agency. Johnny-san told me, “I’ll contact you again when your contract with that company ends, so go home today.”
I thought, “There probably won’t be any further contact after this,” but about a year later I got a call from Johnny-san and that’s when my work in Johnny’s started.
Hikaru: For me, when I was younger I loved dance and music. I went to study dance in New York [when I was 10 years old]. There, I came to like the 5-member group, NSYNC and admired them. I thought, “How can I appear on TV with a group?”
Coincidentally, at that time, some Johnny’s were on a music show. When watching that, I thought I wanted to join [Johnny’s] and had my mom send in my application.
Hoshi: Do you know the other members’ birthdays?
Daiki + Hikaru: Yes, we do
Personality and Compatibility- Hey! Say! JUMP
Hoshi: This is amazing. First of all, Arioka-san and Chinen-san; your biorhythm, and the ebb and flow of your luck are all the same. You’re the exact same “Ocean Temperament.” You are each other’s yin and yang with different personalities, but: what you do, the timing of it, phases, the flow of everything, including “when you date someone” and “when you break up” are all the same.
It’s actually easy for you to like [the same person.]
Daiki: Really?
Hoshi: There’s a current that shows that the person [Chinen] likes will tend to be someone who’s also your type.
Daiki: I see
Hoshi: For Takaki-san (Morning Sun Temperament), he has a “Lone Wolf Star.” It’s a star for living in one’s own world freely.
Daiki + Hikaru: Yes
Hoshi: This is also amazing. Yamada is also a Morning Sun type.
Daiki: Meaning [Yamada] is the same as Takaki?
Hoshi: [Yes], but they’re each other’s yin and yang.
Daiki: So like how Chinen and I are in the same pattern, Takaki and Yamada are the same
Hoshi: Yes.
Daiki: Wow
(T/n: According to the captions, for the two Ocean types: Daiki is yin and Chinen is yang. For the Morning Suns, Yuya is yin and Yamada is yang. They don’t really go into detail about how the yin and yang of each temperament differ from each other.)
Hoshi: Inoo-san (Sky Temperament) acts the way he pleases. “I don’t want to do things I hate,” and “I just want to do what I like.”
He has a “go with the flow spirit” and “sadistic spirit” that says, “I like this!” And “This is fun!”
There’s one more Sky type and that’s Nakajima Yuto-san. These two are also yin and yang, but they’re different types. I think Inoo-san’s probably really easy to understand. For Nakajima-san, he has a very strong “Acting Star” so he’s hard to read.
Daiki: I completely understand
Hikaru: I can wholeheartedly nod yes to all of this
Hoshi: And last is?
Hikaru: Yabu
Hoshi: Yabu-san is a Full Moon Type with a very strong sense of love. He has traits similar to Yaotome-san. So Yaotome-san is the grandma and he is the grandpa
Hikaru: Ah, I totally get that
Daiki: That’s exactly right
Hoshi: You’ve been together forever to the point that you’re saying, “Let’s be together in the next life.” It wouldn’t be strange if the two of you lived together because you’re so compatible.
Hikaru: Earlier I said, “People don’t understand what I’m trying to say,” but Yabu’s the one who understands me best. He quickly catches on. He goes, “This is what [Hikaru] is trying to say,” interprets it and then translates it to the other members.
Hoshi: Someone like Yabu-san would be a good marriage partner for you. If you were to date someone, it would be Arioka-san.
Daiki: Boyfriends?…
Hikaru: Boyfriends…
Hoshi: Yes, but Arioka-san would probably reject you
Daiki: I’d break up with him, huh
Hoshi: Yes, and then Yabu-san would reassure you, you’d fall for him and then the two of you would get married
Daiki: I see. Makes sense
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Negative Fighter Promo
Daiki: Hey! Say! JUMP’s new single, “Negative Fighter” comes out May 12th. It’ll become a cheerful anthem for anyone who’s feeling discouraged
Hikaru: Even after watching it once, the cute and cool muscle dance is something that’ll leave an impact on you. Please try dancing with us