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Trisha's out. Finally. Nosy bitch never would have left this book alone if I'd kept it somewhere she could've seen it. Good thing we I never use that oven, even if it means I never get to see your beautiful handwritings. Long time, no write, yadda yadda.
Say, what happens if you leave a leather-bound book in a working oven, anyway? While it's on, I mean. Does it make any difference if it's magic or not?
Ugh, in any case, I bet it will be another two weeks before Trish collects her stuff. Bitch will have to pry her old, red sweater out of my cold, dead hands. It looks so much better on me than it ever did on her.
Say, what happens if you leave a leather-bound book in a working oven, anyway? While it's on, I mean. Does it make any difference if it's magic or not?
Ugh, in any case, I bet it will be another two weeks before Trish collects her stuff. Bitch will have to pry her old, red sweater out of my cold, dead hands. It looks so much better on me than it ever did on her.