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I've never really had a good experience with a bisexual, right? I mean, the last time I dated one, she broke up with me because she was "never serious about this dating-women thing - it's just for kicks, y'know?" and all she wanted to do was settle down and pop out her 2.4 babies with a big, strong man. Excuse me, girlfriend. Not all of us are dating women just for shits and giggles. Some of us are serious about it. Add to it that some girls think that making out with another girl will get a guy's attention and that bisexual "phase" so many girls go through as teenagers, and you can't really blame me for being a little suspicious of female bisexuals.
Now get this: my little sister is one. She called me up to come out to me earlier today.
"Wait, wait, wait," I say. "Hold the phone. You're bisexual?"
Unless she's wearing a headset or holding it between her shoulder and her ear, she's already holding it. "Yes," she says, and then goes on to tell me how much of an inspiration it has been, having me for a sister, and how she never would have decided to be true to herself if it hadn't been for me. She's got a girlfriend now and everything. They've just started living together. Is it just me, or is it not really ironic that she's getting a girlfriend just a bit after I've lost one?
My baby sister the bisexual. I'm proud of her despite myself. Who would'a thunk it?
Now get this: my little sister is one. She called me up to come out to me earlier today.
"Wait, wait, wait," I say. "Hold the phone. You're bisexual?"
Unless she's wearing a headset or holding it between her shoulder and her ear, she's already holding it. "Yes," she says, and then goes on to tell me how much of an inspiration it has been, having me for a sister, and how she never would have decided to be true to herself if it hadn't been for me. She's got a girlfriend now and everything. They've just started living together. Is it just me, or is it not really ironic that she's getting a girlfriend just a bit after I've lost one?
My baby sister the bisexual. I'm proud of her despite myself. Who would'a thunk it?