I'll give you advice..... for FREE!
If theres one thing I learned throughout the years of my life, it's that people love learning shit the hard way. Of course tho, its basic nature. But as a very experienced, manipulative person, I've grown to know that my advice, is Life Fixing. Do you get what Im saying?
I think its only logical that somebody take my advice. I mean, their IN the box. And I'm standing outside of it looking in. So wouldnt I automatically know the right thing to do? And dont get me wrong people. I've been wise to take my own advice, and lately it's been working out for me. So dont give me that crap about "I bet you dont take your own advice". You can insert your foot into your ass now because Im not one of those chicks that are like "Omg lak leave him he beats you!" and then turn around and get slapped in the face.
No sir.
Anyways. So this is my thing now. Im going to spread my knowledge in the form of advice. And for those idiots that dont take it. I'll post their stupidity on LJ. Doesnt that sound like a great idea? I think so. Wouldnt it inspire people to actually give my advice a try? I've come to terms with my wiseness, and my manipulative-skilledness. With that said.
I would like to advice everybody to never use pain killers, muscle relaxants, or any other sort of mind altering substances as a relief from life. Because God damn, life will never seem the same again. Sort of like having sex on exctasy? Yeah. WHERE ARE MY PERCOCETS?!?!?!
I think its only logical that somebody take my advice. I mean, their IN the box. And I'm standing outside of it looking in. So wouldnt I automatically know the right thing to do? And dont get me wrong people. I've been wise to take my own advice, and lately it's been working out for me. So dont give me that crap about "I bet you dont take your own advice". You can insert your foot into your ass now because Im not one of those chicks that are like "Omg lak leave him he beats you!" and then turn around and get slapped in the face.
No sir.
Anyways. So this is my thing now. Im going to spread my knowledge in the form of advice. And for those idiots that dont take it. I'll post their stupidity on LJ. Doesnt that sound like a great idea? I think so. Wouldnt it inspire people to actually give my advice a try? I've come to terms with my wiseness, and my manipulative-skilledness. With that said.
I would like to advice everybody to never use pain killers, muscle relaxants, or any other sort of mind altering substances as a relief from life. Because God damn, life will never seem the same again. Sort of like having sex on exctasy? Yeah. WHERE ARE MY PERCOCETS?!?!?!