Chunky Monkey ripped off Tootie Frootie...

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I'm supposed to be mowing the lawn, which is incredibly overgrown, however, I have wasted most of the morning watching The Return of the King and thinking about how fat my legs are and how I need to get back to running. I will probably begin my most odious of chores during the heat of the day, and midway through I will pass out and be eaten by

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