Lance Hardwood, Sex Architect

Oct 31, 2007 13:24

So I've been having some unfun pain issues down in my man-business recently ( Read more... )

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johnnydestructo October 31 2007, 21:25:38 UTC
wow. we've been friends so long that our manchunks are synching up.
though i'm sure you'll have better luck with yours, buddy.

what movies are you watching tonight?

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self_nemesis October 31 2007, 21:50:30 UTC
I've got BURIED ALIVE with Tobin Bell, in which a group of twentysomethings head up to the old mansion of one's great grandfather, a mining baron who buried his still-living first wife in an underground chamber with all his gold.

A century later, her decayed butt gets freed by a graverobbering thief (Bell), she grabs an axe and things get crazy.

I also have the zom com FIDO, set in a future where zombies have been captured and tamed into serving humans as a slave race, complete with electric shock collars.

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johnnydestructo November 1 2007, 14:16:41 UTC
hey buddy, i assume you've already watched the WANTED trailer?

what did you think?

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self_nemesis November 1 2007, 14:41:06 UTC

where's Mr. Rictus at? where are the supervillains?
why are they JUST assassins? i confused.

you should rent Fido. nice different take on zombies
and it stars our old friends Dylan Baker and Carrie Anne Moss. takes place in an alternate 1950s America, with milkmen and beautiful cars, etc.

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johnnydestructo November 1 2007, 14:44:08 UTC
yeah, that was the first thing i noticed...it's a world where the supervillians WON and murdered all the heroes. now it just seems like another secret society of assassins movie..
Mr & Mrs Smith.

it still looks pretty fun, but ..i want VILLIANS.

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self_nemesis November 1 2007, 15:24:43 UTC

i guess they thought it'd translate better without
crazy outfits and stage names. the action stuff looks great, though.

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johnnydestructo November 1 2007, 19:04:31 UTC
it sho do.
that jolie sure has a bendy spine!

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self_nemesis November 1 2007, 19:29:38 UTC

i like the overhead shot of the train car falling into the chasm. i used to think about that alot on the train home and wonder if it would be possible to survive something like that.

and by THAT, i of course mean sex with angelina, not train crashes.

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