Lance Hardwood, Sex Architect
So I've been having some unfun pain issues down in my man-business recently.
Finally went to the doctor today, drugged up on the chemical joy of a Dunkin Donuts French Vanilla roast. The doc fondled my stones while a silent Asian intern looked on from the deepening shadows. So basically, it was my high school love life all over again.
No definites yet, but they have theories. I have to go for an ultrasound in mid-November. Today is Halloween. And if I get depressed or annoyed at the fiery burninating going on in my boys, I can always pick up some artificial happy at Dunkin Donuts. I carved up a pretty sweet pumpkin last night and lit his hollow insides ablaze. He looks good, the smiley fuck.
I am SO watching horror movies all night.
Finally went to the doctor today, drugged up on the chemical joy of a Dunkin Donuts French Vanilla roast. The doc fondled my stones while a silent Asian intern looked on from the deepening shadows. So basically, it was my high school love life all over again.
No definites yet, but they have theories. I have to go for an ultrasound in mid-November. Today is Halloween. And if I get depressed or annoyed at the fiery burninating going on in my boys, I can always pick up some artificial happy at Dunkin Donuts. I carved up a pretty sweet pumpkin last night and lit his hollow insides ablaze. He looks good, the smiley fuck.
I am SO watching horror movies all night.