Cranking It
Ohhh, there are so many things to write about. I've been off the computer because my desktop got so much dust, the fan ran REALLY loud. Like race car engine loud. So I cleaned it somewhat and it's good now.
I could write about the good things, the great things, or the bad things. But I decided to do none. I'm going to tell you a story that was told to me today. It's real.
"Cranking It"
So I'm sitting in my kitchen and my daughter comes stomping down the stairs all huffy. I asked her what's the problem. She is pissed, and she shouts, "I was sleeping with Ben(her fiance) and I turn over, and there he is in the dark just going at it."
"at it?", I reply
"He's masturbating in the bed. While I'm sleeping"
"Why didn't you put out?", I say
She replies, "He didn't even ask me! He just did it on his own in the middle of the night"
So Ben comes walking downstairs, and the fun insues.
"So I heard you were yanking one out while your wife to be is sleeping next to you?"
He denies everything of course, with little remarks about him adjusting his underwear and such. But she does not let off at all. So now their whole house is filled with inside jokes about Ben masturbating next to his sleeping fiance'.
At first I felt bad but...it's really funny that they can be so comfortable about it, and he can handle all the picking from a family that he wasn't born with.
I could write about the good things, the great things, or the bad things. But I decided to do none. I'm going to tell you a story that was told to me today. It's real.
"Cranking It"
So I'm sitting in my kitchen and my daughter comes stomping down the stairs all huffy. I asked her what's the problem. She is pissed, and she shouts, "I was sleeping with Ben(her fiance) and I turn over, and there he is in the dark just going at it."
"at it?", I reply
"He's masturbating in the bed. While I'm sleeping"
"Why didn't you put out?", I say
She replies, "He didn't even ask me! He just did it on his own in the middle of the night"
So Ben comes walking downstairs, and the fun insues.
"So I heard you were yanking one out while your wife to be is sleeping next to you?"
He denies everything of course, with little remarks about him adjusting his underwear and such. But she does not let off at all. So now their whole house is filled with inside jokes about Ben masturbating next to his sleeping fiance'.
At first I felt bad but...it's really funny that they can be so comfortable about it, and he can handle all the picking from a family that he wasn't born with.