Jeff Meckadonia...It just makes sence!
Well. I think I'm over my red bottomosity. Men suck and Nate's a Loser. If you don't read his journal then please disregard that comment. Out of the blue Scott says Hey to me when I was offline. POS ASSHOLE!!! Grrr...I had a really great day yesterday. I got up and danced around the house, watched a little of the TV, Matt came, we went to my mom's new place in Gresham..WELCOME TO THE BIG CITY MAMA!!! We surgically removed my DC Kitten from my mother's boxspring...he's so afraid of the new place, but he saw Matt and came out and started being him sexy red bottomed kitten that we know and love...Matt didn't want his black shirt all kittied up so he burned my cat alive...now half of that is true and the other is simply half true. See he didn't want the cat hair, and he showed a candle to Mr. DC who then decided that it was a good place for his tail! CAN YOU SMELL THE BURNT KITTY BUTT PORTLAND!? It was EW. Then we had lunch at this cute little restruant in Gresham. Mom made fun of Matt, we made fun of mom. Matt stuck ice in my shirt...NO GOOD! He later put a frozen grape in my pants...I just left it there...it felt good...but then it melted and it was wierd. We hung out and watched W&G and Survivor. Tuesday there's a special W&G'athon and Matt and I are going to watch it :D YAYYAYAYYAYYAY For that. Played slap fight and I WON!!! Heck yes, I rock. I need a heated blanket :( Anywho...Matt dropped me off and I introduced Lesbian to my mother's GoodWill'iam bag...he LOVED the dress and is a tranny! :P Watched some more TV and I'm not sure what happened after that, acause I was asleep...I think.
This morning I got up and moped around a bit, played online a bit, called my mommy to take me to an interview in Beaverton...talked about drag queens and gay royalty for it's duration...I hope I get the job :P No really though, I think I will...I find out Tuesday. I'm a broke little ho...only not the ho part acause well I hang with queers...but the point, I can't go to the club this weekend and that makes me sad :( The show should be really good. Caught up on some HomeStar today...w000t go me. I'm bored and lonely...nap time? Yes, I think I will...Thank good'ness Matt got me a sleep therapy kit...THANK YOU :D:D:D Oh P.S. ITTPTSBIHW That's for you Matt, if you can get it, I'll let you wear that nasty ass POS shirt you love so much to my birthday party....which you won't even if you win, because you love me and wouldn't want to ruin my party by wearing the only thing in the world that can make you look bad. KAPEESH? Kapeeshakaponsh...I think it's time for bed. **waves to all of her fans** I watched CAMP too much today...OKAY OKAY I'm leaving :P
This morning I got up and moped around a bit, played online a bit, called my mommy to take me to an interview in Beaverton...talked about drag queens and gay royalty for it's duration...I hope I get the job :P No really though, I think I will...I find out Tuesday. I'm a broke little ho...only not the ho part acause well I hang with queers...but the point, I can't go to the club this weekend and that makes me sad :( The show should be really good. Caught up on some HomeStar today...w000t go me. I'm bored and lonely...nap time? Yes, I think I will...Thank good'ness Matt got me a sleep therapy kit...THANK YOU :D:D:D Oh P.S. ITTPTSBIHW That's for you Matt, if you can get it, I'll let you wear that nasty ass POS shirt you love so much to my birthday party....which you won't even if you win, because you love me and wouldn't want to ruin my party by wearing the only thing in the world that can make you look bad. KAPEESH? Kapeeshakaponsh...I think it's time for bed. **waves to all of her fans** I watched CAMP too much today...OKAY OKAY I'm leaving :P