lifestyles of the drunk and stupid
One time I had too much to drink at an "open bar" event. My buddy was with me so he drove us home. I hung out the window puking most of the way. When we got back to my hut, I stumbled into the bathroom, assumed the position, and started yacking into the toilet. Between hurls I managed to tell my friend to please get the Pepto Bismol for me from the all closet. Yacking continued. By this time I was a total mess, vomit all over my face, down the front of my shirt...the whole room is spinning, and I am trying to keep my eyes closed to combat the dizziness. So my friend comes back and says he has the Pepto. With my head still in the bowl, I reach up and behind me and he puts the bottle in my hand. Suddenly I have a brief moment of clarity which tells me I have to -shake well before using-. So, with my arm outstretched up behind my back, and my face still in the bowl, I start furiously shaking the bottle up and down. My friend starts howling in laughter and time slows down. Turns out he had already given the bottle a shake and -removed the cap- before he handed it to me, so I was throwing Pepto all over the bathroom like it was some kind of Jackson Pollock painting. I would LOVE to have had this on video. Pro level baby!