HUGE NEWS JUST IN!
Eric "the ladies love" Esposito will once again be hosting the his Annual Independence Day Bocce Tournament and Music Absorbtion Session. This year, the tourney takes a step up as he has brought in 500lbs of sand to create a court surface that will favor accurate throws due to the ball "sticking" it's landing rather than rolling. It will be a two man teams, with partners picked randomly the day of the event, and a small entry fee = winner gets CA$H PRIZE. There will also be a losers bracket, a -style points award-, and if time permits a singles tourney. Games will go quick at 7 points per, 2 out of three to advance.
As first year champion, it makes me proud to see this event grow to this level of seriousness, and I intend to represent with unparalleled precision. I also intend to get sauced to a heroic level and possibly try to fly off an overpass, and/or other pro level party stunts.