i posted on lj and i JIZZED IN MY PANTS!
I seriously cannot comprehend how much epic is being contained within the ryrossaurus chat but oh my god. OH MY GOD!
WARNING:
What you are about to read is highly confusing, filled with keysmashes, and it might just make you ~JIZZ IN YOUR PANTS!
selectivelyurie (7:52:03 PM): OMG HAVE YOU GUISE SEEN "JIZZ IN MY PANTS" YET? JAF8IAOSDFJKLA
my_obsession_xx (7:52:03 PM): IT SADDENS ME
my_obsession_xx (7:52:08 PM): LOLOL YUS
starlesscities (7:52:21 PM): LMNSDIUGSDKLGSDG
starlesscities (7:52:22 PM): THAT IS MY LIFE
selectivelyurie (7:52:24 PM): "LAST WEEK, I SAW A FILM AS I RECALL IT WAS A HORROR FILM"
selectivelyurie (7:52:35 PM): ONLY IT'S "SAWYER FILM" SO IT RHYMES JAIOFSADLAJSD
starlesscities (7:52:35 PM): "I ATE A GRAPE, AND I JIZZED IN MY PANTS"
selectivelyurie (7:52:41 PM): OH MY GODASDFJASFAWP89URFJK SADYES
selectivelyurie (7:52:45 PM): WTF SADYES?
selectivelyurie (7:52:46 PM): NO
selectivelyurie (7:52:48 PM): JUST YES
my_obsession_xx (7:52:49 PM): xDD
selectivelyurie (7:52:53 PM): KEY SMASH FUCKED ME OVER
starlesscities (7:52:54 PM): ....sarah.
selectivelyurie (7:52:55 PM): BUT OMG GRAPE
starlesscities (7:53:00 PM): sarah oh my god.
selectivelyurie (7:53:04 PM): OH MY GOD WHAT?
my_obsession_xx (7:53:06 PM): I JUST GRAPED YOU~ 8D
selectivelyurie (7:53:09 PM): ASJDWE08UWADJFKLSADFJA
starlesscities (7:53:11 PM): hem, hem, everyone be quiet for a sec.
selectivelyurie (7:53:21 PM): "BRENDON STOP GRAPING ME!" -- yes kaylalala what is it?
And then pretty much kaylalalala harassed me to write a fic about brendon jizzing in his pants so that’s at the end…
But then this fuckery happened:
selectivelyurie (8:00:41 PM): ~IT'S MY DICK IN A BOX!~
selectivelyurie (8:00:47 PM): LMFAOOOO
starlesscities (8:00:49 PM): HOLY SHIT
starlesscities (8:00:54 PM): IRL DYING OH MY GOD
xoarianne_ilyxo (8:01:01 PM): lmfao
xoarianne_ilyxo (8:01:01 PM): what?
xoarianne_ilyxo (8:01:02 PM): OMG I MISSED SOMETHING SOMEWHERE HERE
selectivelyurie (8:01:03 PM): ~MY DICK IN A BOX YEA-YEAH!
starlesscities (8:01:04 PM): ~MY DICK WAS IN A BOX, AND I JIZZED IN THE BOX~
starlesscities (8:01:10 PM): lol new single right there.
selectivelyurie (8:01:11 PM): GRJSDIAGOFLJKFASIOWE4UFSJDA
selectivelyurie (8:01:12 PM): FSAJEAEIOUFDJKASD
xoarianne_ilyxo (8:01:12 PM): ALRIGHT
selectivelyurie (8:01:13 PM): OH MY GOD
selectivelyurie (8:01:19 PM): KEYSMASH OF THE CENTURY
starlesscities (8:01:21 PM): i think i just killed saraaah.
starlesscities (8:01:24 PM): sorry bb gurl
selectivelyurie (8:01:29 PM): I JUST DROOLED ON MYSELF WTF
xoarianne_ilyxo (8:01:32 PM): i think lori died awhile back~
starlesscities (8:01:35 PM): .....lovely.
selectivelyurie (8:01:39 PM): CAN'T BREATHE OMG
xoarianne_ilyxo (8:01:41 PM): but anyway. wtf are you all talking about i jizzed in my pants for?
starlesscities (8:01:42 PM): I DROOLED ON MYSELF
starlesscities (8:01:44 PM): AND I JIZZED IN MY PANTS
selectivelyurie (8:01:45 PM): AOISFJISAD
starlesscities (8:01:51 PM): SAD~
selectivelyurie (8:02:00 PM): OMG I AM LEGIT DYING OVER HERE
xoarianne_ilyxo (8:02:04 PM): SRAH LIVE
starlesscities (8:02:05 PM): SUX4U.
xoarianne_ilyxo (8:02:11 PM): xDDD omg lala ily
my_obsession_xx (8:02:12 PM): .........................
starlesscities (8:02:18 PM): CAN I CALL YOU SAR. IS THAT OKAY. CAN I HAVE YO NUMBA
starlesscities (8:02:23 PM): OHAI HORI
starlesscities (8:02:24 PM): LOLOL
xoarianne_ilyxo (8:02:29 PM): LOL
starlesscities (8:02:31 PM): NOT HORI
xoarianne_ilyxo (8:02:31 PM): HORI
xoarianne_ilyxo (8:02:33 PM): ROFL
starlesscities (8:02:33 PM): LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
starlesscities (8:02:33 PM): OMG.
xoarianne_ilyxo (8:02:36 PM): HORI LMFAOOOO
starlesscities (8:02:36 PM): HHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAA.
my_obsession_xx (8:02:36 PM): *joining big font*
selectivelyurie (8:02:37 PM): OMG YOU GUISE
selectivelyurie (8:02:39 PM): OH MY GOD
starlesscities (8:02:39 PM): LORI *
xoarianne_ilyxo (8:02:41 PM): *remaining a rebel*
selectivelyurie (8:02:42 PM): I'M CRYING
xoarianne_ilyxo (8:02:43 PM): and using little font*
selectivelyurie (8:02:45 PM): CRYINGGGGGG
my_obsession_xx (8:02:46 PM): omg sarah xDD
my_obsession_xx (8:02:51 PM): <4444
starlesscities (8:02:52 PM): LOL DIDNT MEAN TO CALL YOU HORI LORI.
xoarianne_ilyxo (8:02:56 PM): HORI LORI
xoarianne_ilyxo (8:02:58 PM): LMFAO
starlesscities (8:02:59 PM): ALTHO. THAT'D BE AN AWESOME NICKNAME
my_obsession_xx (8:03:00 PM): everyone does Dx
xoarianne_ilyxo (8:03:01 PM): HORI LORI
xoarianne_ilyxo (8:03:02 PM): LMFAOOOO
my_obsession_xx (8:03:03 PM): LEGIT IT'S AN ISSUE
selectivelyurie (8:03:04 PM): LIKE, MY FUCKING PANTS HAVE A DROOL STAIN ON THEM
I seriously do not fucking know what my life has become but if it involves talking about JIZZING IN PANTS with those ladehs, I love it :'D
and kaylalalala, here is your drabble, bb :* no caps cause i'm lazy and i have written too much canon/based on fics lately D:
"ryan, um. can you please do that somewhere else?"
"what the hell are you talking ab-?"
"ryan, seriously, i need you to like, not do that here."
ryan quirks an eyebrow at brendon and looks at the guitar in his hands. "um, brendon. i'm tuning my guitar. and this is my house, the fuck?"
brendon can feel a sheen of sweat glistening just below his hairline, beneath his short bangs and right at the nape of his neck. no, really. ryan has to leave.
"please, can you just-"
"brendon-" ryan groans, "why the fuck do you want me to leave? if you don't want to listen to me tuning this guitar, then you leave."
brendon gulps and stares down at the evident bulge in his pants, the bulge that ryan's tacky throw pillows are thankfully hiding. he looks at ryan - hunched over his guitar on the floor in front of the tv - and stands quickly, the need to get to the bathroom as fast as possible almost perilous.
he makes it to the other end of the couch and ryan officially has the worst timing when it comes to tuning his guitar. seriously, it sounds perfect when he strums it experimentally and even without brendon's raging hard on, it would probably make him cream himself, that's how beautiful it sounds.
so naturally, brendon doesn't stand a chance.
ryan ross strummed his guitar and i JIZZED IN MY PANTS.
----
ryan sauntered into the living room about five minutes ago and well, brendon's cock wasted no time in making a show of welcoming him. in brendon's defense, however, ryan was shirtless and still dripping from the shower and only wearing a towel and oh my god, he totally just saw brendon squirm in his seat.
brendon panics internally, nothing but a mass hysteria of hormones and flailing arms and screams of 'ohmyfuckinggodholyshiti'mgoingtodie'.
ryan stands in the kitchen doorway, pondering something and brendon would ask what he was doing if he was sure his voice wouldn't crack.
ryan turns, taps his chin and says, "brendon, have you seen my-?" and then his eyes skim past brendon's head and land on the end table on the other side of the chair's armrest and his face lights up in an epiphany. "ah ha! found it, nevermind."
he takes one, two, three, four steps over to brendon's chair and reaches over him to retrieve his phone. in the process, a few droplets of water still wet in ryan's hair dribble down onto brendon's pants and brendon forces himself to muffle his moan behind a bitten lip. ryan looks at him strangely and asks, "what's wrong? did i step on your toe?" and looks down to observe his feet.
ryan ross' bathwater dripped on me and i JIZZED IN MY PANTS.
----
ryan says, "hey brendon-"
ryan ross said "hey brendon" and i JIZZED IN MY PANTS.
----
"okay, seriously what the fuck is up with you? you've been acting weird lately," ryan accuses, looking at brendon sternly. "did i do something wrong?"
brendon's eyes are wide when he says, "no, no of course not. no, you. you haven't done anything wrong."
"well then why have you been avoiding me all day? i don't get it? do i have the plague and i'm just not aware of it?"
"no, you just..."
"just what?"
brendon pauses, "...i can't tell you."
ryan's face falls at brendon's sad expression and says, "c'mon, b. don't be like that, just tell me. i promise i won't get mad."
"ryan, you don't understand though," brendon tries and ryan takes his hand before he can finish.
"make me understand," ryan says with thoughtful eyes.
fuck. now brendon's hard again. great.
brendon shies away from ryan's touch and says, "look, please don't-"
"hey, brendon, don't- just tell me what's wrong? if i did something i want to make it right again," ryan urges and his hand reaches for brendon's again.
"no, ryan. please don't touch me right now, i can't-"
ryan's face is contorted with confusion and he says, "don't push me away, please. i want to talk about this."
"we can later but right now, please just don't-"
ryan's fingers graze over the knuckle of brendon's left hand and brendon comes apart, fists his hand in his mouth and bites the flesh there to tone down his moan. ryan stares in awe as brendon's entire body quivers and his breathing slowly regains composure. brendon won't look him in the eye.
"um," ryan squeaks, eyes blown wide.
"look, ryan. i'm sorry if-" brendon begins, voice a little scratchy, rough.
ryan squeaks again, louder this time, and it's a bit mangled and involuntary. but beautiful nonetheless. brendon's pupils are wide as saucers.
"did-did you just-?"
"did i just come?" ryan asks, bewildered.
ryan ross was thoughtful and when i JIZZED IN MY PANTS he JIZZED IN HIS PANTS, too.
ily all so much! ty and goodnight! :*
♥
WARNING:
What you are about to read is highly confusing, filled with keysmashes, and it might just make you ~JIZZ IN YOUR PANTS!
selectivelyurie (7:52:03 PM): OMG HAVE YOU GUISE SEEN "JIZZ IN MY PANTS" YET? JAF8IAOSDFJKLA
my_obsession_xx (7:52:03 PM): IT SADDENS ME
my_obsession_xx (7:52:08 PM): LOLOL YUS
starlesscities (7:52:21 PM): LMNSDIUGSDKLGSDG
starlesscities (7:52:22 PM): THAT IS MY LIFE
selectivelyurie (7:52:24 PM): "LAST WEEK, I SAW A FILM AS I RECALL IT WAS A HORROR FILM"
selectivelyurie (7:52:35 PM): ONLY IT'S "SAWYER FILM" SO IT RHYMES JAIOFSADLAJSD
starlesscities (7:52:35 PM): "I ATE A GRAPE, AND I JIZZED IN MY PANTS"
selectivelyurie (7:52:41 PM): OH MY GODASDFJASFAWP89URFJK SADYES
selectivelyurie (7:52:45 PM): WTF SADYES?
selectivelyurie (7:52:46 PM): NO
selectivelyurie (7:52:48 PM): JUST YES
my_obsession_xx (7:52:49 PM): xDD
selectivelyurie (7:52:53 PM): KEY SMASH FUCKED ME OVER
starlesscities (7:52:54 PM): ....sarah.
selectivelyurie (7:52:55 PM): BUT OMG GRAPE
starlesscities (7:53:00 PM): sarah oh my god.
selectivelyurie (7:53:04 PM): OH MY GOD WHAT?
my_obsession_xx (7:53:06 PM): I JUST GRAPED YOU~ 8D
selectivelyurie (7:53:09 PM): ASJDWE08UWADJFKLSADFJA
starlesscities (7:53:11 PM): hem, hem, everyone be quiet for a sec.
selectivelyurie (7:53:21 PM): "BRENDON STOP GRAPING ME!" -- yes kaylalala what is it?
And then pretty much kaylalalala harassed me to write a fic about brendon jizzing in his pants so that’s at the end…
But then this fuckery happened:
selectivelyurie (8:00:41 PM): ~IT'S MY DICK IN A BOX!~
selectivelyurie (8:00:47 PM): LMFAOOOO
starlesscities (8:00:49 PM): HOLY SHIT
starlesscities (8:00:54 PM): IRL DYING OH MY GOD
xoarianne_ilyxo (8:01:01 PM): lmfao
xoarianne_ilyxo (8:01:01 PM): what?
xoarianne_ilyxo (8:01:02 PM): OMG I MISSED SOMETHING SOMEWHERE HERE
selectivelyurie (8:01:03 PM): ~MY DICK IN A BOX YEA-YEAH!
starlesscities (8:01:04 PM): ~MY DICK WAS IN A BOX, AND I JIZZED IN THE BOX~
starlesscities (8:01:10 PM): lol new single right there.
selectivelyurie (8:01:11 PM): GRJSDIAGOFLJKFASIOWE4UFSJDA
selectivelyurie (8:01:12 PM): FSAJEAEIOUFDJKASD
xoarianne_ilyxo (8:01:12 PM): ALRIGHT
selectivelyurie (8:01:13 PM): OH MY GOD
selectivelyurie (8:01:19 PM): KEYSMASH OF THE CENTURY
starlesscities (8:01:21 PM): i think i just killed saraaah.
starlesscities (8:01:24 PM): sorry bb gurl
selectivelyurie (8:01:29 PM): I JUST DROOLED ON MYSELF WTF
xoarianne_ilyxo (8:01:32 PM): i think lori died awhile back~
starlesscities (8:01:35 PM): .....lovely.
selectivelyurie (8:01:39 PM): CAN'T BREATHE OMG
xoarianne_ilyxo (8:01:41 PM): but anyway. wtf are you all talking about i jizzed in my pants for?
starlesscities (8:01:42 PM): I DROOLED ON MYSELF
starlesscities (8:01:44 PM): AND I JIZZED IN MY PANTS
selectivelyurie (8:01:45 PM): AOISFJISAD
starlesscities (8:01:51 PM): SAD~
selectivelyurie (8:02:00 PM): OMG I AM LEGIT DYING OVER HERE
xoarianne_ilyxo (8:02:04 PM): SRAH LIVE
starlesscities (8:02:05 PM): SUX4U.
xoarianne_ilyxo (8:02:11 PM): xDDD omg lala ily
my_obsession_xx (8:02:12 PM): .........................
starlesscities (8:02:18 PM): CAN I CALL YOU SAR. IS THAT OKAY. CAN I HAVE YO NUMBA
starlesscities (8:02:23 PM): OHAI HORI
starlesscities (8:02:24 PM): LOLOL
xoarianne_ilyxo (8:02:29 PM): LOL
starlesscities (8:02:31 PM): NOT HORI
xoarianne_ilyxo (8:02:31 PM): HORI
xoarianne_ilyxo (8:02:33 PM): ROFL
starlesscities (8:02:33 PM): LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
starlesscities (8:02:33 PM): OMG.
xoarianne_ilyxo (8:02:36 PM): HORI LMFAOOOO
starlesscities (8:02:36 PM): HHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAA.
my_obsession_xx (8:02:36 PM): *joining big font*
selectivelyurie (8:02:37 PM): OMG YOU GUISE
selectivelyurie (8:02:39 PM): OH MY GOD
starlesscities (8:02:39 PM): LORI *
xoarianne_ilyxo (8:02:41 PM): *remaining a rebel*
selectivelyurie (8:02:42 PM): I'M CRYING
xoarianne_ilyxo (8:02:43 PM): and using little font*
selectivelyurie (8:02:45 PM): CRYINGGGGGG
my_obsession_xx (8:02:46 PM): omg sarah xDD
my_obsession_xx (8:02:51 PM): <4444
starlesscities (8:02:52 PM): LOL DIDNT MEAN TO CALL YOU HORI LORI.
xoarianne_ilyxo (8:02:56 PM): HORI LORI
xoarianne_ilyxo (8:02:58 PM): LMFAO
starlesscities (8:02:59 PM): ALTHO. THAT'D BE AN AWESOME NICKNAME
my_obsession_xx (8:03:00 PM): everyone does Dx
xoarianne_ilyxo (8:03:01 PM): HORI LORI
xoarianne_ilyxo (8:03:02 PM): LMFAOOOO
my_obsession_xx (8:03:03 PM): LEGIT IT'S AN ISSUE
selectivelyurie (8:03:04 PM): LIKE, MY FUCKING PANTS HAVE A DROOL STAIN ON THEM
I seriously do not fucking know what my life has become but if it involves talking about JIZZING IN PANTS with those ladehs, I love it :'D
and kaylalalala, here is your drabble, bb :* no caps cause i'm lazy and i have written too much canon/based on fics lately D:
"ryan, um. can you please do that somewhere else?"
"what the hell are you talking ab-?"
"ryan, seriously, i need you to like, not do that here."
ryan quirks an eyebrow at brendon and looks at the guitar in his hands. "um, brendon. i'm tuning my guitar. and this is my house, the fuck?"
brendon can feel a sheen of sweat glistening just below his hairline, beneath his short bangs and right at the nape of his neck. no, really. ryan has to leave.
"please, can you just-"
"brendon-" ryan groans, "why the fuck do you want me to leave? if you don't want to listen to me tuning this guitar, then you leave."
brendon gulps and stares down at the evident bulge in his pants, the bulge that ryan's tacky throw pillows are thankfully hiding. he looks at ryan - hunched over his guitar on the floor in front of the tv - and stands quickly, the need to get to the bathroom as fast as possible almost perilous.
he makes it to the other end of the couch and ryan officially has the worst timing when it comes to tuning his guitar. seriously, it sounds perfect when he strums it experimentally and even without brendon's raging hard on, it would probably make him cream himself, that's how beautiful it sounds.
so naturally, brendon doesn't stand a chance.
ryan ross strummed his guitar and i JIZZED IN MY PANTS.
----
ryan sauntered into the living room about five minutes ago and well, brendon's cock wasted no time in making a show of welcoming him. in brendon's defense, however, ryan was shirtless and still dripping from the shower and only wearing a towel and oh my god, he totally just saw brendon squirm in his seat.
brendon panics internally, nothing but a mass hysteria of hormones and flailing arms and screams of 'ohmyfuckinggodholyshiti'mgoingtodie'.
ryan stands in the kitchen doorway, pondering something and brendon would ask what he was doing if he was sure his voice wouldn't crack.
ryan turns, taps his chin and says, "brendon, have you seen my-?" and then his eyes skim past brendon's head and land on the end table on the other side of the chair's armrest and his face lights up in an epiphany. "ah ha! found it, nevermind."
he takes one, two, three, four steps over to brendon's chair and reaches over him to retrieve his phone. in the process, a few droplets of water still wet in ryan's hair dribble down onto brendon's pants and brendon forces himself to muffle his moan behind a bitten lip. ryan looks at him strangely and asks, "what's wrong? did i step on your toe?" and looks down to observe his feet.
ryan ross' bathwater dripped on me and i JIZZED IN MY PANTS.
----
ryan says, "hey brendon-"
ryan ross said "hey brendon" and i JIZZED IN MY PANTS.
----
"okay, seriously what the fuck is up with you? you've been acting weird lately," ryan accuses, looking at brendon sternly. "did i do something wrong?"
brendon's eyes are wide when he says, "no, no of course not. no, you. you haven't done anything wrong."
"well then why have you been avoiding me all day? i don't get it? do i have the plague and i'm just not aware of it?"
"no, you just..."
"just what?"
brendon pauses, "...i can't tell you."
ryan's face falls at brendon's sad expression and says, "c'mon, b. don't be like that, just tell me. i promise i won't get mad."
"ryan, you don't understand though," brendon tries and ryan takes his hand before he can finish.
"make me understand," ryan says with thoughtful eyes.
fuck. now brendon's hard again. great.
brendon shies away from ryan's touch and says, "look, please don't-"
"hey, brendon, don't- just tell me what's wrong? if i did something i want to make it right again," ryan urges and his hand reaches for brendon's again.
"no, ryan. please don't touch me right now, i can't-"
ryan's face is contorted with confusion and he says, "don't push me away, please. i want to talk about this."
"we can later but right now, please just don't-"
ryan's fingers graze over the knuckle of brendon's left hand and brendon comes apart, fists his hand in his mouth and bites the flesh there to tone down his moan. ryan stares in awe as brendon's entire body quivers and his breathing slowly regains composure. brendon won't look him in the eye.
"um," ryan squeaks, eyes blown wide.
"look, ryan. i'm sorry if-" brendon begins, voice a little scratchy, rough.
ryan squeaks again, louder this time, and it's a bit mangled and involuntary. but beautiful nonetheless. brendon's pupils are wide as saucers.
"did-did you just-?"
"did i just come?" ryan asks, bewildered.
ryan ross was thoughtful and when i JIZZED IN MY PANTS he JIZZED IN HIS PANTS, too.
ily all so much! ty and goodnight! :*
♥