Due to too much Naruto obsession with similarly obsessed Naruto dweebs, we have figured out the identity of Akatsuki's super-uber-secret leader that can order even ITACHI around! *gaaaaasp*
The answer lies in the name: Akatsuki.
Y'see, the translators translated it wrongly. It's not Akatsuki. It's AkatsUkki.
*GASP!* NO! =O
YES!
Kakashi's pet plant is the evil mastermind behind his evil organisation! WHAT? You don't believe me?! >O How DARE you disbelieve me when I have proof?! PROOF, I tell you!
BEHOLD!
PAPARAPAPAPANNNNN!!!
^________________________________^ *proud*
(image of AkatsUkki copyrighted to Hattori Hanzo, who works wonders with MS Paint. YES. MS PAINT.
AkatsUkki revelation revolutionarily thought up by the revolutionary
dyango)