100 Cats
To help a friend is a wonderful thing. To make her smile is even better. Dania had been feeling a bit low due to some anxiety problems. She doesn't tell anyone because she thinks she would be a burden. (I'll hit her next time I see her, I promise XD) Well.. I read her journal and talked to her a bit and ranted at her giving some advice that basically everyone goes through this and we'd live through it and be that much closer to complete maturity.
Or live in a home with 100 cats.
We opted for the 100 cats.
Then we named them. The list is as follows.
Dubuya
Ryuko
Sabe
Nazerai
Discord
Hikaru
Akuma
Mama Kat
Shadow
Juno
Joachim
Daredevil (I insist)
Bitsy Claws
Ms. Grey
Saedyr
Fae (White cat)
Sir Didymus (The fox knight from Labyrinth)
Rufus
Sephiroth
Zack
(( Dania, at this point, mentioned that we'd have a cat orgy on our hands. ))
Xeno
Tina
Jenkins.
Sir Fluffy Paws.
Vincent.
Cid (Because Vincent without Cid is a lonely Lord of the Undead)
Cait Sith
Billy Idol (Blonde/White hair)
Aeris (This cat has to be extremely fat. Why? Cause I hate her namesake. And she has to be slower than Sephiroth so he can attack her on a regular basis.)
Tifa
Yuffie
Red I -XIII (Yes, all thirteen. Why? Because Dania said so ;P)
Optimus Prime
Bullseye (I just got this. >> Geek.)
Rum and Coke (And you call -me- a lush)
Ginger (Dude. That's my mom's name DD8)
Socks
Retard
Knubbers
Butti (After Emperor Butti)
Daria
Fluffy
Jem
Gibby
Roth
Alex
Joey (after the best smelling gayboy ever.)
(Rawk on homage kitties. Rawk on.)
Mr.Paws.
The Streak.
Shaun.
Humphrey McDinklebutt. (Best cat name. Evar.)
Captain Oblivious (For our own Captain! *SALUTE*)
Scotch
Burbon
Mint Juliep ( Just for my failed attempts )
(And thus we've established that yes, Kit is a lush 8D)
The General
Scratchy
Pooty Tang (Just so I can say 'I WANT MY POOTY TANG!' in front of guests and NOT get hit.)
Sir Bites-a-lot.
Rum Tum Tigger.
Red Guppy.
Arnold Von Snigglepaws.
Quid Pro Quo (He's the status norm)
Norm (Oh gawd. It's my great uncle all over again!)
Mr. Tongue
Supercalifragilisticexpialadocious (Fit THAT on a nametag bitches.)
Heifer
Cocaine (I demand this cat be white and extremely fluffy)
Squiggles
Sofa King We Todd Did
Hamlet
Lotus
Longtail
Mi'ushi
Daimaou
Ichigo
White Fang
Crybaby (After the movie 8D)
Jack Sparrow
Ninja
Asher
Mystik Spiral (Another Daria reference)
Davy Jones.
Mifflepaws
Master Fuzzybutts.
He/she
Rae :D (Yes, with the happy face. So we can tell who is who :B)