This is what happens when Dania, Manda, and myself get together

Feb 16, 2007 15:14

[01:42:39 PM] Kitten.: *grins* You're welcome doofus <3
[01:42:43 PM] Dania: Ya velcome.
[01:42:46 PM] Dania: Iz that my name now?
[01:42:49 PM] Kitten.: Mebbe? XDD
[01:42:58 PM] Kitten.: Only if I can be Dingus.
[01:43:06 PM] Dania: Okies.
[01:43:10 PM] Kitten.: We can be sidekicks to the Captain Oblivious
[01:43:17 PM] * Dania {Cleaningz} has changed his/her name to Doofus
              {Cleaningz}
[01:43:21 PM] Doofus: *points to MSN*
[01:43:21 PM] Kitten.: (We're just smarter 90% of the time)
[01:43:25 PM] Doofus: (*dies*)
[01:43:34 PM] Kitten.: (XD)
[01:43:41 PM] * Kitten. has changed his/her name to Dingus.
[01:43:44 PM] Dingus.: There.
[01:43:50 PM] Doofus: *DIES*
[01:44:07 PM] * Doofus {Cleaningz} has changed his/her personal
              message to Together we are... TEAM RETARDED!
[01:44:09 PM] Doofus: >> *points to status message*
[01:44:26 PM] Dingus.: *C/ps the joke to Manda*
[01:44:31 PM] Doofus: ^^
[01:44:42 PM] Dingus.: XD
[01:44:58 PM] Doofus: She gonna change her name?
[01:44:58 PM] * Dingus. has changed his/her personal message to Who
              wants to to help dismember my father? IM me. // Rae, Em,
              Mama, Manda, Dania, Sarah, Dark // GO TEAM RETARDED!
[01:45:12 PM] Dingus.: I'm trying toget her to do it.
[01:45:20 PM] Dingus.: Look at her status. XDD
[01:45:38 PM] Doofus: ...Aw.
[01:45:45 PM] Dingus.: XDD
[01:45:55 PM] Dingus.: (( I'll change it when she's in the shower if I
              remember ))
[01:46:01 PM] Doofus: (>> Okay...)
[01:46:02 PM] * Doofus {Cleaningz} has changed his/her personal
              message to ;.; Y u no wanna be in ze Teamz Retardz
[01:46:05 PM] Doofus: STATUS WAR!!!!
[01:46:09 PM] Doofus: *has changed hers*
[01:46:10 PM] Doofus: XD
[01:46:13 PM] Dingus.: XDDDDD
[01:46:17 PM] Dingus.: YAY STATUS WAR!
[01:46:22 PM] Doofus: *dies*
[01:46:27 PM] Dingus.: We need to draw that.
[01:46:33 PM] Doofus: I know....
[01:46:35 PM] * Doofus {Cleaningz} has changed his/her personal
              message to ;.; Y u no wanna be in ze Teamz Retardz?
[01:47:06 PM] Doofus: *winces*
[01:47:10 PM] Doofus: Amy had five teeth removed.
[01:47:23 PM] Dingus.: OUCH.
[01:47:27 PM] Dingus.: Why?
[01:47:33 PM] Doofus: Four wisdom teeth and one cracked molar.
[01:47:41 PM] Dingus.: Oh DAMN
[01:47:44 PM] Dingus.: That.. oww..
[01:47:52 PM] Doofus: Yeah >< My baby.
[01:48:15 PM] * Doofus {Cleaningz} has changed his/her personal
              message to ;.; Y u no wanna be in ze Teamz Retardz?//
              *cuddles her Mistress ><*
[01:48:16 PM] Dingus.: *goes to nibble love on her*
[01:50:02 PM] Doofus: She's at her mother's house now.
[01:50:05 PM] Doofus: *is cleaning the tub*
[01:50:58 PM] Dingus.: Well.. I sent it anyways
[01:51:07 PM] Doofus: She needs love.
[01:51:29 PM] Dingus.: I sent much luff
[01:51:33 PM] * Doofus {Cleaningz} has changed his/her personal
              message to TEAM RETARDED!!!!// *cuddles her Mistress
              ><*
[01:51:34 PM] Doofus: She'll love it.
[01:51:38 PM] Doofus: She's fixing to go lay down and get some rest.
[01:51:41 PM] Doofus: Her mouth is full of gauze.
[01:51:48 PM] Doofus: And I couldn't stomach that much blood in my
              mouth ><
[01:51:52 PM] * Doofus {Cleaningz} is now Online
[01:51:53 PM] * Doofus {Cleaningz} has changed his/her name to Doofus
[01:51:54 PM] Dingus.: Eesh. *nodnod*
[01:52:03 PM] * Doofus has changed his/her name to Doofus (Does this
              make me the damned Cheerleader?)
[01:52:10 PM] Doofus (Does: Ja.
[01:52:48 PM] Doofus (Does: >>
[01:52:52 PM] Dingus.: *snerk*
[01:52:53 PM] * Doofus (Does this make me the damned Cheerleader?) has
              changed his/her personal message to HAIL CAPTAIN
              OBLIVIOUS!//TEAM RETARDED!!!!// *cuddles her Mistress
              ><*
[01:52:54 PM] Dingus.: Yes.
[01:53:03 PM] Doofus (Does: >> Check Status.
[01:53:06 PM] Doofus (Does: And I am not.
[01:53:13 PM] Dingus.: You are SO
[01:53:28 PM] * Doofus (Does this make me the damned Cheerleader?) has
              changed his/her personal message to Rae, I refuse to
              wear a skirt and pompoms//HAIL CAPTAIN OBLIVIOUS!//TEAM
              RETARDED!!!!// *cuddles her Mistress ><*
[01:53:35 PM] * Dingus. has changed his/her personal message to *goes
              to make a Captain Oblivious theme song*
[01:53:36 PM] Dingus.: *points to her status message*
[01:53:37 PM] Doofus (Does: Doofus (Does this make me the damned
              Cheerleader?) says:
              Check Status.
              Manda says:
              *goes boom*
[01:53:43 PM] Dingus.: XD
[01:53:43 PM] Doofus (Does: *DIES*
[01:53:55 PM] Dingus.: DO EEEET!
[01:54:29 PM] Doofus (Does: >>
[01:54:31 PM] * Doofus (Does this make me the damned Cheerleader?) has
              changed his/her personal message to Oh Noes, its a
              bird.. its a plane...its...its..CAPTAIN OBLIVIOUS!
[01:54:34 PM] Doofus (Does: *changes status*
[01:55:28 PM] * Doofus (Does this make me the damned Cheerleader?) has
              changed his/her personal message to Is that Punk or Rap-
              Rae?
[01:55:35 PM] * Doofus (Does this make me the damned Cheerleader?) has
              changed his/her name to Doofus (iz not a cheerleaderz)
[01:56:07 PM] Dingus.: XD
[01:56:11 PM] Dingus.: Okay..
[01:56:40 PM] Dingus.: If you can guess what I based the chorus on,
              you're as sad as me.
[01:56:41 PM] Dingus.: (shout) GO TEAM RETARDED!

Go go Team Retarded!
              (naow naow naow naow naow)

With it's awesome hero!
              (naow naow naow naow naow)

GO GO TEAM RETARDED!
              WITH DINGUS AND DOOFUS IN TOOW!
[01:58:21 PM] Doofus (iz n: ..Power Rangers.
[01:58:22 PM] Doofus (iz n: =.=
[01:58:28 PM] Doofus (iz n: You did it to Power Ranges.
[01:58:32 PM] Dingus.: YOu are as sad as me 8D
[01:58:36 PM] Doofus (iz n: Oh shuddup ^^
[01:58:38 PM] Dingus.: Manda says:
              get the fuck away from me. now. XD
              Manda says:
              i refuse to room with you again ._. both of you. i'll
              get here first and lock you OUT
              Manda says:
              forevar
              Manda says:
              and NO. you will NOT put a sign on the door proclaiming
              our room to be some sort of 'secret lair'
[01:58:59 PM] Doofus (iz n: But...but...
[01:59:09 PM] Manda has been added to the conversation.
[01:59:11 PM] Doofus (iz n: Seeeecret LAIR.
[01:59:11 PM] Dingus.: SEKRIT LAIR!
[01:59:13 PM] Doofus (iz n: >>
[01:59:17 PM] Manda: NO DAMMIT
[01:59:20 PM] Doofus (iz n: *snatches brain cell back*
[01:59:21 PM] Doofus (iz n: >>
[01:59:25 PM] Dingus.: BUT CAPTAIN OBLIVIOUS! M
[01:59:27 PM] Dingus.: DD8
[01:59:31 PM] Doofus (iz n: o.o
[01:59:35 PM] Doofus (iz n: No Keptin Oblivious?
[01:59:35 PM] Manda: *ignores*
[01:59:36 PM] Dingus.: *doodles up costumes*
[01:59:44 PM] Doofus (iz n: >.>
[01:59:48 PM] Doofus (iz n: *Bustles Di in Nude*
[01:59:52 PM] Doofus (iz n: STRIP DANCE...NOW
[01:59:53 PM] Dingus.: o-o
[01:59:56 PM] Doofus (iz n: Distract the Captain.
[01:59:57 PM] Doofus (iz n: >>
[01:59:57 PM] Manda: Oo;
[01:59:57 PM] Dingus.: DANCE!
[02:00:01 PM] Doofus (iz n: Rae, get to work on those constumes.
[02:00:05 PM] Doofus (iz n: *pulls out needles and thread*
[02:00:06 PM] Dingus.: *is distracted*
[02:00:06 PM] Doofus (iz n: MWAHAHAHA.
[02:00:09 PM] Doofus (iz n: ...
[02:00:10 PM] Manda: wait. this comes with bene-WAITAMINUTE!!!
[02:00:16 PM] Doofus (iz n: Not you Rae.
[02:00:17 PM] Doofus (iz n: >>
[02:00:19 PM] Dingus.: *drool*
[02:00:21 PM] Doofus (iz n: Di: >> I'm not dancing.
[02:00:26 PM] Doofus (iz n: Dania: *pulls out UZI*
[02:00:27 PM] Dingus.: Nekkid <3
[02:00:30 PM] Doofus (iz n: Di: oO *flamenco*
[02:00:46 PM] Manda: *staredroooooool*
[02:00:56 PM] Dingus.: But but.. how can you accentuate a bust that
              isn't really there? O-o
[02:01:20 PM] Doofus (iz n: ...You ever seen Di in a dress?
[02:01:27 PM] Dingus.: *is putting this entire conversation in
              livejournal*
[02:01:28 PM] Doofus (iz n: Put falsies on him and he looks just like
              a woman.
[02:01:29 PM] Doofus (iz n: Di: HEY.
[02:01:33 PM] Dingus.: XD
[02:01:44 PM] Manda: *headtilt* but it works *shot*
[02:02:01 PM] Dingus.: *tries to put falsies on Captain Oblivious*
[02:02:30 PM] Manda: NO DAMMIT
[02:03:19 PM] Dingus.: *sings the chorus*
[02:03:51 PM] Doofus (iz n: >>
[02:03:56 PM] Doofus (iz n: Rae.
[02:04:14 PM] Doofus (iz n: After the WaterBuffalo Orgy discussion
              today in Philosophy, that's the last thing I need.
[02:04:22 PM] Dingus.: O_O;;
[02:08:06 PM] Dingus.: FLAME DO!
[02:08:07 PM] Dingus.: >D
[02:08:16 PM] Manda: Oo;;;
[02:08:17 PM] Dingus.: With "sunspot"
[02:09:04 PM] Doofus (iz n: ROFL
[02:09:05 PM] Doofus (iz n: Y-eah.
[02:09:07 PM] Doofus (iz n: Speaking of which.
[02:09:10 PM] Doofus (iz n: Amanda.
[02:09:10 PM] Doofus (iz n: >>
[02:09:15 PM] Doofus (iz n: Make sure Rae takes her mediicine.
[02:09:30 PM] Dingus.: XD We've made a schedule for mediicne.
[02:09:35 PM] Manda: XDDDD yea
[02:10:11 PM] Dingus.: *coughgag* X_X
[02:11:36 PM] Dingus.: *accentuates the bust* >> Manda favorite colors
              are silver, indigo, and black.. Dania?
[02:12:17 PM] Doofus (iz n: Hmmmm.
[02:12:32 PM] Doofus (iz n: *snorts at that* Mine are Black, silver
              and ...blue >>
[02:12:35 PM] Doofus (iz n: Since she stole indigo.
[02:12:41 PM] Manda: bah
[02:12:55 PM] Doofus (iz n: ROOMZ IS CLEANZ
[02:13:02 PM] Dingus.: I'll do Black, silver, and Red. >D
[02:13:17 PM] * Doofus (iz not a cheerleaderz) has changed his/her
              personal message to Theme songs are made of awesome
[02:13:22 PM] Doofus (iz n: ...>>
[02:13:23 PM] Doofus (iz n: <<
[02:13:29 PM] Doofus (iz n: Did you know BDSM is outlawed in the state
              of MS.
[02:13:44 PM] Manda: ..... LOL
[02:13:44 PM] Dingus.: Really?
[02:13:53 PM] Doofus (iz n: Amy found the law, m'gonna root around for
              it.
[02:14:06 PM] Dingus.: XD
[02:14:57 PM] Doofus (iz n: Gah, I can't find it.
[02:15:32 PM] Doofus (iz n: But it prohibits the use of "unnatural or
              explicit images and items used in order to gain sexual
              pleasure from a half-dressed or perversely dressed
              individual"
[02:15:39 PM] Manda: XDD
[02:15:58 PM] Dingus.: Oo
[02:17:52 PM] Doofus (iz n: ah ha..found it.
[02:18:05 PM] Doofus (iz n: Arashi niKaze(12:33:00 PM): In
              Mississippi, S & M is against the law. Specifically,
              "The depiction or description of flagellation or torture
              by or upon a person who is nude or in undergarments or
              in a bizarre or revealing costume for the purpose of
              sexual gratification."
[02:18:15 PM] Manda: LOL wow
[02:18:25 PM] Doofus (iz n: So, no beating off, guys.
[02:18:43 PM] Dingus.: O-o
[02:18:46 PM] Dingus.: Damn *sigh*
[02:18:50 PM] Manda: [02:18:53 PM] Doofus (iz n: >.>
[02:18:54 PM] Manda: i don't want to KNOW
[02:18:59 PM] Doofus (iz n: We could get Amanda some stuff from
              Fantasy Land.
[02:22:54 PM] Doofus (iz n: ^^
[02:22:59 PM] Doofus (iz n: Sorry fi I'm quiet, still working over
              here.
[02:23:19 PM] Dingus.: *TWITCH*
[02:23:20 PM] Dingus.: NO
[02:23:21 PM] Dingus.: NO
[02:23:22 PM] Dingus.: NO
[02:23:23 PM] Dingus.: NO
[02:23:23 PM] Dingus.: NO
[02:23:25 PM] Dingus.: NO
[02:23:28 PM] Dingus.: *TWITCH*
[02:23:29 PM] Dingus.: *DIE*

We kinda went down from there.. but..

Manda = Captain Oblivious
Dania = Doofus
Me = Dingus

amusement

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