WTF OMG BBQ LMAO ROFFLCOPTER! People are D U M B! Epic thursday... yeah on friday. Deal with it! :P
I know I have posted how dumb I think alot of people are... Well there is plenty more where that came from!
I don't get how single people can stay single for soo damn long! I mean... Ok Here is an example of a guy... He will either want sex or want a relationship... Hell this works for women too... So pay attention please..
You either want to get laid or get the right person to love for a long time... Why is that so hard? Why is it difficult to sit there single and say, hmm I want to get laid tonight... What should I do about it? Oh I'll get online and whine to others. Yeah that will get me off and satisfy my libido. WTF!!! What 'get off' are you thinking of when you tell someone in an annoying fashion that you haven't gotten laid and want sex.
Oh wait, that's a primal come on. You are actually telling the person you are talking to you want sex with them! Right? No?! Then why are you talking to me about it! Why aren't you in some social situation with other like minded people looking to get laid and call it good when you actually score? Why do people looking for sex only have a big barrier up preventing them from getting it on?! I can understand to a certain degree... Tension, nervousness of the unknown qualities of eachother, STD's, Drug preferences or use... I get it. These are all across the board, common worries. If this is the case, why are you dumb fucks not opening up about that shit to loosen eachother up before your sex? You are meeting someone right? You want to know whether or not they are sick or have some fucked up habit right? They want to know the same about you before you give the gift that keeps on giving... Or not, right? What's the hold up then? Why don't you make some intorductions, make sure they are there for the same thing, exchange a few facts, and get dirrty or move on? If you are looking only for sex, why is it important that the other person likes romance novels, or can cook? It is useless information if you are going to meet and have intercourse. USELESS! What does cooking prowess have to do with putting the condom on? What does novel preference have to do with inserting a penis? Or manipulating a breast? Why is it so important to know this useless shit, especially if you aren't going to meet again?
Because it is not. The only reason most people do this retarded shit is because they are looking for more when shopping for less. They look for someone who has more potential than a sexual encounter. If you want to have sex, find a group that has people that only want sex... There are hundreds, if not thousands in your area who just want to get laid. For a while they are going to care about looks. Eventually their preference for brad pitt or angelina jolie will slip to the point of realistic and they will want a person who wants to fuck too. If you just get out there and be honest, you wouldn't have blue whatever...
The same is true for looking for the love of your life. You know you want a long term thing. You dont want to make it about the sex. You know that love is important. So why are you bent out of shape and pent up trying to find someone to get laid with? Why are you eager to fuck on the first date? Fuck the date, right? Why not just fuck fuck fuck till you have a kid, fuck fuck fuck until you die right? WRONG! A nurturing, loving, working, dynamic relationship revolves around the pulls and tugs of togetherness. How compatible you are and malliable you are in order to work with this person who you should love immensly with more than your genitals (they will get their fair share of use).
A real realtionship that will last forever is about openess, communication, and working together. It takes teamwork and love in order to survive together through all the ups and downs life will give.
So what I have come up with is some really fucking simple primers for you retards out there (sheeple)... I am not trying to be as offensive as I sound, but you jackassed shit-brained meat sacks have really gone the distance to prove the need for some enlightenment...
If you want to have a booty call or sex only...
Ask about STD's and drug use ONLY. Sure when you meet or chat you will talk about some other things. Dur, they call it breaking the ice. Talk about preferences of politics... Don't be pushy shovey... Just laugh about how stupid everything is. Make sure you both are open and clear on the objective for the night. Or keep it on the down lo. Just make sure they know you are clean of STD's and make sure they are clean too. If you don't like drugs, find out what they use and when. You wouldnt want to get Aids from a needle user who doesnt know they are infected. Everything else: looks, swaggar, breath, preferences for romance novels or video gaming is gravy. When you get to their lair, you can exercise all the smooth talk you want with the privacy and capacity to play it out into something that makes the sex more thrilling. Most of the time, people will keep their private lives private because they too just want to hump and bust a nut.
If you want a relationship, finding mr/mrs right...
Stay away from your libido for the moment. Talk. Compliment. Work your interests out into conversation. Listen to eachother and work with what is given in conversation... Get to know eachother alot more. Do fun things together. Think about shit before you dump it out and ruin the meal... The STD and Drug thing will come up too... But in all actuality; if you like that person enough, you will make it work. So why are you soo pent up and bent out of shape over shit that doesnt apply?
Our society has plced such an importance on image that everyone has forgotten to be themselves... Oh wait, not everyone... There are alot of people out there who realized the stupid shit and step off the poop train of sheeple and clean themselves up for a fulfilling life.
I remember how often people would tell me I didn't know shit about relationships or getting laid or anything dealing with women or men... The love of my life living with me happily and our happy munchkins seem to tell a different and more truthful story :)
I don't get how single people can stay single for soo damn long! I mean... Ok Here is an example of a guy... He will either want sex or want a relationship... Hell this works for women too... So pay attention please..
You either want to get laid or get the right person to love for a long time... Why is that so hard? Why is it difficult to sit there single and say, hmm I want to get laid tonight... What should I do about it? Oh I'll get online and whine to others. Yeah that will get me off and satisfy my libido. WTF!!! What 'get off' are you thinking of when you tell someone in an annoying fashion that you haven't gotten laid and want sex.
Oh wait, that's a primal come on. You are actually telling the person you are talking to you want sex with them! Right? No?! Then why are you talking to me about it! Why aren't you in some social situation with other like minded people looking to get laid and call it good when you actually score? Why do people looking for sex only have a big barrier up preventing them from getting it on?! I can understand to a certain degree... Tension, nervousness of the unknown qualities of eachother, STD's, Drug preferences or use... I get it. These are all across the board, common worries. If this is the case, why are you dumb fucks not opening up about that shit to loosen eachother up before your sex? You are meeting someone right? You want to know whether or not they are sick or have some fucked up habit right? They want to know the same about you before you give the gift that keeps on giving... Or not, right? What's the hold up then? Why don't you make some intorductions, make sure they are there for the same thing, exchange a few facts, and get dirrty or move on? If you are looking only for sex, why is it important that the other person likes romance novels, or can cook? It is useless information if you are going to meet and have intercourse. USELESS! What does cooking prowess have to do with putting the condom on? What does novel preference have to do with inserting a penis? Or manipulating a breast? Why is it so important to know this useless shit, especially if you aren't going to meet again?
Because it is not. The only reason most people do this retarded shit is because they are looking for more when shopping for less. They look for someone who has more potential than a sexual encounter. If you want to have sex, find a group that has people that only want sex... There are hundreds, if not thousands in your area who just want to get laid. For a while they are going to care about looks. Eventually their preference for brad pitt or angelina jolie will slip to the point of realistic and they will want a person who wants to fuck too. If you just get out there and be honest, you wouldn't have blue whatever...
The same is true for looking for the love of your life. You know you want a long term thing. You dont want to make it about the sex. You know that love is important. So why are you bent out of shape and pent up trying to find someone to get laid with? Why are you eager to fuck on the first date? Fuck the date, right? Why not just fuck fuck fuck till you have a kid, fuck fuck fuck until you die right? WRONG! A nurturing, loving, working, dynamic relationship revolves around the pulls and tugs of togetherness. How compatible you are and malliable you are in order to work with this person who you should love immensly with more than your genitals (they will get their fair share of use).
A real realtionship that will last forever is about openess, communication, and working together. It takes teamwork and love in order to survive together through all the ups and downs life will give.
So what I have come up with is some really fucking simple primers for you retards out there (sheeple)... I am not trying to be as offensive as I sound, but you jackassed shit-brained meat sacks have really gone the distance to prove the need for some enlightenment...
If you want to have a booty call or sex only...
Ask about STD's and drug use ONLY. Sure when you meet or chat you will talk about some other things. Dur, they call it breaking the ice. Talk about preferences of politics... Don't be pushy shovey... Just laugh about how stupid everything is. Make sure you both are open and clear on the objective for the night. Or keep it on the down lo. Just make sure they know you are clean of STD's and make sure they are clean too. If you don't like drugs, find out what they use and when. You wouldnt want to get Aids from a needle user who doesnt know they are infected. Everything else: looks, swaggar, breath, preferences for romance novels or video gaming is gravy. When you get to their lair, you can exercise all the smooth talk you want with the privacy and capacity to play it out into something that makes the sex more thrilling. Most of the time, people will keep their private lives private because they too just want to hump and bust a nut.
If you want a relationship, finding mr/mrs right...
Stay away from your libido for the moment. Talk. Compliment. Work your interests out into conversation. Listen to eachother and work with what is given in conversation... Get to know eachother alot more. Do fun things together. Think about shit before you dump it out and ruin the meal... The STD and Drug thing will come up too... But in all actuality; if you like that person enough, you will make it work. So why are you soo pent up and bent out of shape over shit that doesnt apply?
Our society has plced such an importance on image that everyone has forgotten to be themselves... Oh wait, not everyone... There are alot of people out there who realized the stupid shit and step off the poop train of sheeple and clean themselves up for a fulfilling life.
I remember how often people would tell me I didn't know shit about relationships or getting laid or anything dealing with women or men... The love of my life living with me happily and our happy munchkins seem to tell a different and more truthful story :)