A Hatchling approached a Crocodile at a nearby river. “How are you sir?” the Hatchling began. “What are your plans for summer? I will hunt for mollusks!”

“I’m going to conquer the wetlands” the Crocodile replied.

Surprised, the Hatchling asked, “How will you do that?”

The Crocodile smiled. “Make sure that I’ll win in May”.

“Fools," the teachers uttered . "Let’s teach them something.”

They torched the campus that night.

As usual, we are laughing at his crazy stories. It's Friday and I'm having lunch with my best friend at a nearby
mall.
Unexpectedly, he reaches for my right hand and kneels. What's this? My heart is suddenly beating fast.

"Will you marry me"?

I smile and nod. I am teary-eyed.

Then, there's an explosion.